Alaskan Trailblazer

Exactly the same as an Alaskan Pipeline except hot sauce is used as lubrication on the frozen turd as it is inserted.

Adam's walking funny because his boyfriend gave him a brutal Alaskan Trailblazer last night.

by Pimp Squad August 5, 2009

Alaskan Potato Chip

When a guy cums on a girls stomach, let's it dry, then peels it off and eats it.

John jizzed on Mary's stomach and when it dried she ate it like an Alaskan potato chip

by AD12 January 31, 2014

Alaskan Facial

Stick your dick in a cup of ice until you get frostbite and then cum on a girl's face

Julianne was feeling a little war so she got her boyfriend to give her an Alaskan Facial

by Mushroom Stamp February 27, 2009

alaskatizers

Appetizers at an Alaskan themed restaurant

I'll have the king crab claw alaskatizers.

by esquimo July 15, 2005

Alaskan Teleprompter

A hand with crib notes used in situations that call for authenticity and poise

"I knew I'd get nervous proposing to my girlfriend, especially when I'd say that my words were coming from the bottom of my heart, and I didn't want to awkwardly take out a piece of paper, so I calmly read off an Alaskan Teleprompter and I could tell from the split-second of eye contact with her how much we truly loved each other."

by Sumner Prescott February 8, 2010

Baked Alaska

The is a delicious treat given to ones loved one. It’s when you poop in a dixi cup, jerk off into that dixi cup and then freeze the treat for your significant other.

Last night I gave my girl “baked Alaska”, when I told her she cried and said “I love”! I think I’m gonna marry her!!

by Scuba Stan July 11, 2021

alaskan fire clump

a frozen sample of period blood with some blood clots, that is un-frozen by fire, then used in strawberry fruitistas at taco bell then sold to lovely, un-knowing customers (:

taco bell employee: what can i get for you?

customer: yes i'd like one strawberry fruitista ,extra strawberries

employee: alright, *yells to the back* one alaskan fire clump, extra blood clots!

by taco burritooo October 16, 2010