When you're sitting on the toilette, detaching a poop, which is too long to flush right away, and it falls straight ahead, 12 o'clock, giving your balls a disgusting touch.
"Oh look! Shaquille O'Neal is using some of his Da Vinci's last brush to cover his little sons pimples."
by Benschaminbensch1 April 29, 2018
by Bolt2434 March 26, 2024
An award-winning novel with 14 weeks on the New York Times Bestseller List, The Last Boner delves into the protagonist's inability to "free his willy from the shackles of desolation and dust." The visionary author, Garrett Charms took inspiration from moments from his life to write this novel. He especially drew inspiration from his Summer of 2016 in which he confessed in an interview with TIME magazine that "my spaghetti noodle, whenever I looked at it, made me sad."
by ChettCactus March 14, 2017
to enter into an unknown culture, work your way up in the ranks incredibly quickly, and eventually dominate at a skill that others have worked for decades to perfect
I don't know how it happened so fast, I totally Last Samuraid it.
Dude, this girl has last samuraid me out of absolutely nowhere.
Dude, this girl has last samuraid me out of absolutely nowhere.
by gaiusjulius July 20, 2017
the time in which i was with your mother
by rinpffft November 23, 2021
Bobby: Hey dude, you're walking funny
Phil: I'm on my last chance underpants, they chafe like a mutha
Phil: I'm on my last chance underpants, they chafe like a mutha
by nextdaycorn May 09, 2012
Last 15 minutes of fame. To quote Andy Warhol "In the future, everyone will be world-famous for 15 minutes".
by TUC2020 February 09, 2018