Alie is the most beautiful person you’ve ever met. With an adorable smile, a caring personality, and a great sense of humor, she’s one of the most amazing people out there. Everyone needs an Alie in their life.
John: Who’s that over there?
Mike: That’s Alie, she’s one of my good friends, and she’s super nice.
John: That’s awesome, she sounds very cool.
Mike: That’s Alie, she’s one of my good friends, and she’s super nice.
John: That’s awesome, she sounds very cool.
by Gokken January 7, 2022

Artificial Lack of Intelligence. The result of corporate buy in to cheap lies peddled by other large corporate carpetbaggers who got them to buy in to the bullshit, resulting in loss of sales and outright hatred by the general population.
Marketing Rep: I don't get it, the ML coders from (Insert AI company name here) said we could reduce costs and increase revenue by implenting their AI into our online customer service app.
Cool Operations Research Guy: LOL, you should have listened to me. You got ALI'd motherfucker.
Cool Operations Research Guy: LOL, you should have listened to me. You got ALI'd motherfucker.
by The Oracle of Tun March 14, 2025

A Haroun-Ali is a man with an enormous penis. He uses it to slay many women and can summon a female at will. He is also extremely attractive but has oddly grippy skin. Haroun-Ali is the rightful ruler of cape town.
by Greenwich secondary school October 27, 2021

Ali is an intelligent, kind, soft and caring person. He has a very special taste in music, he is multi-talented and is definitely the most attractive person in the room. Ali generally pays attention to very little details, has a good memory, he never accepts humiliation and although he is very introverted but he can be the most romantic person you will ever meet!
If you have an Ali, never lose him.
by Benjamin tennyson November 23, 2021

Potential to be sexy but eats too much so has a triple chin. He can't get girls and has people steal girls from him like his friend Sulaiman. He thinks chat up lines are cool and actually work.
Andreea: lemme show you what Ali just sent me (shows a message of Ali's cringy messages)
Linda: ew I swear he has been crushing on you since primary.
Andreea: I kicked him in the ball because of it.
Linda: ew I swear he has been crushing on you since primary.
Andreea: I kicked him in the ball because of it.
by Samantha Perkins January 14, 2018

Ali is the most nice person you will ever mean(lowkey Taliban but I wont tell if you wont)very kind makes friends easy and cares about many people and will most likely tell you if she doesn't like you(may retaliate by bombing your house)
and is my best of besties ILYYY.
and is my best of besties ILYYY.
by mvp.x.williams March 30, 2023

Jennie- so, lisa remove the first and last letter of your and see how cool is your new name
Lisa- um, ok I am alis
Lisa- um, ok I am alis
by Legolegolegoplaeplae May 9, 2021
