Alpha bio

Alpha grrrrrr ruff ruff

(This whole things a joke btw)

Alpha bio: Grr listen to daddy
Girl: why your not my mom-
Alpha bio: no but i am alpha bio.
Girl: OH SO SORRY

by Alpha bios child69 August 14, 2022

alpha male

disguised as a police officer, business owner, judge, gym owner, bartender, financial professional, influencer

an alpha male is a mentally unstable dickrider, that would rather obsess over your beta male dick than do anything on his own

this dickrider exerts more energy on me than he does with anything else - what an alpha male

by betamale1947 August 22, 2022

Alpha Moron

A seemingly Chad person who takes a right decision at the wrong time.

Jerry: Man, jimmy is such an alpha chad.
Ron: yea man, that's why that hottie Beth from accounting's been all over him.
Jerry: Well did he ask her out?
Ron: Yea, but turns out her Boss fired her on the day he asked. she ran to the bathroom crying.
Jerry: Poor Jimmy.
Ron: It made him look like an Alpha Moron.

by ray_axe September 6, 2022

Alpha Male

Being alpha male makes you above everyone

diego joshua and bruno are examples of alpha male

by jimenexx- April 21, 2022

alpha lapd

plays roblox A lot A guy that says E everytime he gets in a complicated situation and he says among us when he hears the word FUCK or SHIT

person 1: oh no, our table, it's broken
alpha lapd: E

by Sello1 April 25, 2022

Alpha Male

Alpha wolf #WlofyChan #Baka #Oppa #ObeyUrMaster

Baby Cub - Are you the Alpha Male?
Alpha Male - Im the alpha Im the leader Im the one you trust

by GetANoseJobXD October 29, 2022

Alpha Wolf

Someone who works HARD, gets BUFF, and isn’t afraid of asking for a scratch behind the ear! And people don’t get you unless they are alphas too.

Alpha wolf jokes are NOT funny, they are emotional, and if you aren’t part of the pack, then YOU CANT MAKE FUN OF US

🐺🐺🐺🐺✨🌟🌌🌃🌕

Alpha wolf sings into the night, “YOU SINK INTO MY CLOTHES… THIS INVASION MAKES ME FEEL WORTHLESS HOPELESS SICK, IM SO SICK!!!

by YessQUEEEEN November 16, 2022