Phantom Ripped Jeans Syndrome

The feeling of getting your knees caught in ripped jeans while not wearing ripped jeans. Usually occurs after wearing ripped jeans for a prolonged period of time.

man i hate phantom ripped jeans syndrome

by tacklezzz April 20, 2024

Big Star jeans

One of the "Big Three" jeans brands sold at Buckle, along with Miss Me jeans and Rock Revival jeans. Even though they no longer make Big Star jeans, most people who shopped at Buckle or worked there will remember how comfortable these jeans are.

"That's one big booty." - Chris

"Yes it is. I'm wearing my Big Star jeans. I wear them because I love it when dudes give me love pats on the booty." - Hannah

by GoGetterCFerg July 18, 2020

Jean Dawson

An amazing experimental pop rock artist who makes really cool music videos.

“i really like Jean Dawson’s music. my favourite song is Bruiseboy

by MUTTT1111 January 13, 2024

doing the Jean

To completely freak out about small problems or 3 weeks before an exam.

Its really not a big problem dude, stop doing the Jean.

by maxgo February 29, 2020

Sarah jean

A lesbian who is emotionally mixed up.

Oh are you a sarah jean?

by Oxalic_acid September 04, 2019

Jean Zipper circumcision

When a man catches and cuts his foreskin in the zipper of his jeans.

The end of that pickle looks like it caught a jean zipper circumcision when they put the lid on that jar!

by The OTHER OTHER OTHER other gu January 27, 2025

Kacie Jean Canady

Funny, Sexy and smart. Couldnt be any happier. 8/24/16

Kacie Jean Canady is one fine piece of Heaven!

by THCKJB March 16, 2018