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tank is super duper cool. he has fun animations and is super nice to his friends. he is supportive and kind
oh wow you are being such an tank today! rock on!”
by slaughteredhorse June 24, 2021
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Tank-faced

Combines elements of both tanked and shit-faced. A supreme level of inebriation. Includes a high likely hood of being arrested or the possibility of waking up in a ambulance/hospital. Though rarely occurring, getting tank-faced is often a life changing event.
Tom: "How did Dan's birthday celebration go?"

Bill: "He was out of control, after a bunch of shots he was so Tank-faced we lost track of him. I got a call this morning, telling me to come pick him up at the police station."
by H4MM3R December 28, 2008
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tinky tank

The drugged version of tinky winky with steroids.
Me: Who's tinky tank?
Him: The drugged version of tinky winky with steroids.
Me: OK👍
by Imthehamman May 24, 2023
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4d tank

When you masturbate to anal porn after taking a turd. Realism is everything! Get the real 4d experience.
My friend Luke said that if your Mrs won't do anal try having a 4d tank!
by The sausage October 16, 2019
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Frank The Tank

A man who can throw heavy objects, a man who can pick up heavy objects just to throw them
You threw that couch like "frank the tank";

"Frank the tank" can you throw that piano into my truck?

Wow that's heavy bet you "frank the tank" can throw this with no hesitation
by U_Smell_Like_A_Fuda April 25, 2022
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Timmy tank

A beautiful phrase created by a wonderful community of Timmy tankers online. Particularly abused by The Kingslayer, Ragnarhartwellgrimes, Dc tour guide and Robbstarkgoat: all disgusting little creatures who need a lobotomy. A Timmy tank was initially created by none other than the Kingslayer but has been adapted by his little minions over time. For example things such as the “Timmy tank engine” have been birthed to describe the word penis.
I’m off for a Timmy tank boys. Send Timmy tank material.
by The Timmy tickler April 7, 2024
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Tank and Leigha

A love that will burn for all time, but was tragically cut short by fear and panic. There is nothing Leigha could do to cause Tank to hate her. His love is the purest, truest, most honest form of absolute devotion, heart, mind, and soul. Tanks desire to be by Leighas side as they shuffle along this mortal coil. Come the end of their journey, Tanks wish to lay next to their soulmate until the sun swells and swallows the earth, and finally casts off its shell where their atoms might drift among the stars for eternity.

Leighas are sometimes confused by Tanks. Tanks sometimes cant figure out how to say what they mean how they mean it. Miscommunications will happen between the two. However, there is not a power in this universe or any other that could ever inspire a Tank to harm a Leigha. Tanks will suffer in grinning sorrow to see Leigha happy. There may be many stories written about this kind of love, and while many covet it they will never truely experience it. Where it comes to Tank and Leigha these stories are if anything too tame to describe what exists between them.
Person 1: Did you see him? He is absolutely destroyed....

Person 2: yeah...that is that Tank and Leigha kind of love. When its gone, it rips a part of you out and leaves you broken in ways most cannot understand....
by ThereIsSoMuchYouDontKnow December 25, 2024
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