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taco patty

A gnarly shit, brought on by the consumption of Taco Bell or other substandard Mexican food.

It resembles a cow patty made from grpund beef, beans, and diarrhea.

A taco patty is often spicy, and leaves the victim scrambling to wipe as quickly as possible.
A) Sorry to leave so soon, but I'm going to spatter a taco patty!

B) The $5 Value Box from Taco Bell had Juanita ready to drop a taco patty before she'd even finished her lunch.
by Rip Nuance September 17, 2017
mugGet the taco pattymug.

Taco Bell

A fast food chain that specializes in Mexican and Tex-Mex food.
"Bro, I have the munchies. Let's go get some Mexican Pizzas from Taco Bell."
"Do you still have some of that Tapatio left?"
"No, we gotta go to the supermarket."
by CBinion91 April 7, 2020
mugGet the Taco Bellmug.

Smiling Taco

This Mexican stripper showed me her smiling taco for $1.00.
by DrOlives September 6, 2013
mugGet the Smiling Tacomug.

Glossy taco

Glossy top coat for nail

Most commonly used by Holosexuals and @simplynailogical
Add a coat of glossy taco over that HOLO polish
by oof_imkanna April 18, 2018
mugGet the Glossy tacomug.

Mouldy Taco

Guy 1: Hey mate, who's that girl over there? She's pretty cute.
Guy 2: I wouldn't touch that if I was you, apparently she's got a mouldy taco.
Guy 1: Shit man, cheers for the advice!
by s3ndo November 5, 2011
mugGet the Mouldy Tacomug.

Taco Seasoning

Some weird thing the United States invented to season the meat they put in their wannabe tacos which in no way resemble real tacos in appearance or flavor.

Weird taco tasting powder
US: *uses taco seasoning

Mexico: WTF is this shit?!
by megan3.0 October 13, 2016
mugGet the Taco Seasoningmug.

couch taco

À pussy, vagina, or small cavern
I was knee deep in that couch taco
by burritoslocos April 22, 2015
mugGet the couch tacomug.

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