Face Panties

Face Panties are the protective masks which cover the nose and mouth that are currently being worn by millions to assist in protecting themselves against exposure to COVID-19.
Sam, you can't go into that grocery store until you put your face panties on.
by Gingerbread Man 09 May 19, 2020
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Face drape

The female teabag: When a girl squats over someone and puts her cunt lips right over your face.

Doesn't happen very often, only the nastiest chicks will face drape, and its always better if their snatch is hairy and rank like tuna.

Will also happen in video games after a chick frags you, and to add insult face drapes your dead body, as in Call of Duty.
Damm Dude! The chick totally face draped you! Nasty
by WSIX January 16, 2011
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Shammer faced

The bastard child between Hammered and Shit faced.
Damn Peach, you were so shammer faced last night you threw a 1/5th of Gentleman's Jack at me, now we just have a hole in the wall.

Is that guy shammer faced? No, thats just Oscar being Oscar.
by blacksburg rhino May 27, 2009
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Dooty Face

A person who always has a look on their face like they have to take a shit really bad
wow that Jerry has such a Dooty Face he must be an uptight prick
by zam1 July 15, 2009
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Face-cull

Removal of someone from a Facebook friend list, often if the person isn't a real-life or close 'friend'.
'That bitch, she Face-culled me!'

'I don't know half of the people on my friends list, I'm gonna have a mass Face-cull'
by rit locus August 26, 2009
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torn faced

person who is grumpy or moody
pete is a torn faced twat
by Gogsyboy April 02, 2008
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Dairy-face

Looking as though one eats an abundance of dairy products, either in conjunction with, or in replacement of ones regular diet. Facial features include a sallow, pale, sickly appearance often with bags under ones eyes or sagging jowls. Dairy-faced people may also have a yogurt like odor after spending an extended period of time in the sun.
Michelle: "Look at that man on the subway, he's a total dairy-face"

Marin: "A what?"

Man: (Yawns and casually reads the NY Times while slowly peeling and eating a child sized snack, known to most as string-cheese. Out of his Jansport backpack peeks a bottle of 2% milk, obviously hormone free.)
by Gimpyadventures August 20, 2013
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