Side Dick

A guy you're seeing on the side. A side chick but for girls.

Marcus is my manz but Bob is my side dick.

by VanessaStaceyandMartha December 25, 2016

Dick rider

Someone who literally won't get off your dick and mind their own business. They live just to ride your dick.

1. Sarah is so fuckin nosy, she's being a dick rider
2. Stop being a dick rider and fuck off, John.

by sarahmourz October 21, 2020

Dick couch

When your penis is so small it rests on top of your balls like a mini couch.

"Tim Smith your dick is so small, worthless and inadequate it just lays around on its dick couch all day watching Mauray Povich and collecting welfare checks."

by Fleetsailor May 15, 2013

Asian dick

Yet another delicious Asian dish.

After trying Asian dick, she now loves Asian food.

by SamBissell July 13, 2023

Mr. Dick

A guy with an above average sized dick, who thinks his dick is so good that he can fuck any woman, including your best friend or your sister. His dick preempts him from any human ethics, whatsoever.

That guy thinks he's Mr. Dick! He was flirting with my best friend right in front of me.

by SwimKat May 12, 2011

Dick Swirly

When some one puts there dick in the toilet and flushes the toilet for sexual pleasure. Antonym of Vagina Swirly. Source RevScarecrow stream.

My family looks at me differently ever since they opened the bathroom to find me giving my self a Dick Swirly

by Benchance January 18, 2015

Dick Nob

When you remove someone's doornob while they are sleeping and replace it with your dick, then knock on the door - and then brag.
Works best if you have an erection at the time.

Man, I totally dick nobed Derek last night!" "Dude, he totally touched your dick!

by cy&ha August 22, 2010