1. Penis. Cockney rhyming slang for "dick".
2. Three-card monte. A game in which players bet on which of three cards, turned face down and deftly manipulated, is the queen. Also called find the lady.
2. Three-card monte. A game in which players bet on which of three cards, turned face down and deftly manipulated, is the queen. Also called find the lady.
by Nelly Scratch January 15, 2007

A widely spread form of poker that is mostly played in clubs. Less famous than Hold'Em and it's always played with limit.
by SevenCardStud September 2, 2005

A game of chance to decide which person pays for a restaurant meal. Every party contributes a credit/debit card into a hat and the waiter/waitress removes one card at time. The last card removed pays the entire bill.
We played credit card roulette at breakfast and DJ's card was the last one picked. He had to pick up the 200 dollar tab and since he is unemployed the California taxpayers provided the meal.
by Awesomes007 July 22, 2008

A game of chance to decide which person pays for a restaurant meal. Every party contributes a credit/debit card into a hat and the waiter/waitress removes one card at time. The last card removed pays the entire bill.
We played credit card roulette at breakfast and DJ's card was the last one picked. He had to pick up the 200 dollar tab and since he is unemployed the California taxpayers provided the meal.
by Awesomes007 April 26, 2006

Friend 1: "Bro, you lose your v card last night?"
Friend 2: "Fuck yeah man! I'm a big boy now!"
Friend 1: "Bro, I did too!"
Friend 2: "No fucking way! We're V Card Brothers!"
Friend 2: "Fuck yeah man! I'm a big boy now!"
Friend 1: "Bro, I did too!"
Friend 2: "No fucking way! We're V Card Brothers!"
by Charles andrew July 3, 2014

The best comeback to figuratively and metaphoricaly any argument even if you are already winning. Its impact and feeling contributed in the argument can be summed up in many ways. It is The equivalent to no u, the literal godsend to a victorious argument, the diamond glaz main on plane, the awp in mid, the child predator to church, the yin to the fucking yang, the water bucket to a 50+ block drop, the gaming chair to youtube rewind, the 360 mlg no-scope to any call of duty, the ammo crate to an assault player, the woohoo to a slease sim, the opium to before now china, the smell of napalm in the morning, the thicc belt to your ass, the literal equivalent to fucking god
Your best friends mom
(Ps - if i spelled anything wrong, if i did not use enough parallel structure, or if im just redarted, then its because im a highschooler with 5 children)
Your best friends mom
(Ps - if i spelled anything wrong, if i did not use enough parallel structure, or if im just redarted, then its because im a highschooler with 5 children)
Guy 1) *pulls out uno reverse card"
Guy 2 *in universe -10 - 1*) *commits suicide*
Guy 2 *in universe 2-419*) *until dehydration comes full swing*
Guy 2 *in universe 420-1738*) *literally implodes and causes a supernova, the likes of which have never been seen, witnessed, or viewed, ever before*
Guy 3) *Yells "sick burn" until collapse of lungs to the point in which a fucking blackhole is created*
Teacher) *gets sued for doing jack shit* (as usual)
Dad 1 *father of guy 1*) *is getting head from your mom*
Dad 2 *also father of guy 1*) *is gay*
Guy 2 *in universe -10 - 1*) *commits suicide*
Guy 2 *in universe 2-419*) *until dehydration comes full swing*
Guy 2 *in universe 420-1738*) *literally implodes and causes a supernova, the likes of which have never been seen, witnessed, or viewed, ever before*
Guy 3) *Yells "sick burn" until collapse of lungs to the point in which a fucking blackhole is created*
Teacher) *gets sued for doing jack shit* (as usual)
Dad 1 *father of guy 1*) *is getting head from your mom*
Dad 2 *also father of guy 1*) *is gay*
by HighSchoolerJuuler December 1, 2019

I d rather be a payout and a gentleman at the same time than have a my cougar also be my credit card bitch.
by Sexydimma August 31, 2016
