Side Dick

A guy you're seeing on the side. A side chick but for girls.

Marcus is my manz but Bob is my side dick.

by VanessaStaceyandMartha December 25, 2016

Dick rider

Someone who literally won't get off your dick and mind their own business. They live just to ride your dick.

1. Sarah is so fuckin nosy, she's being a dick rider
2. Stop being a dick rider and fuck off, John.

by sarahmourz October 21, 2020

Dick-bait

Def 1. When a guy misleads you by sensationalising the size of his penis to get more attention, later on finding out for it to be a disappointing lie.

Def 2. When captions or images of porn vids are sensationalised or exaggerated to encourage you to click them. You probably will do anyway.

Def 1- oh Becky I was totally dick-baited yesterday when I found out Kevin's "12 inch tower" was actually the size of my pinky toe

Def 2- big booty babe teen gets split in half by 1432 mile monster cockalock

by Diabetic sugar daddy May 17, 2017

TP Dick

The act of, post ejaculation, cleaning oneself with toilet paper only to find later that night or the next morning that your penis has bits of toilet paper stuck to it. While intercourse could lead to this condition, clearly, it is mostly attributed to violent masturbation.

Jules: What'd you do last night when I was out of town?

Jason: Nothing much. Rebuilt a lawnmower for fun.

Jules: I bet. You're disgusting. Go take a shower, you have a creepy case of TP Dick going on.

Jason: Oh, sorry. "This Old House" was on last night, and I got a little turned on.

by armwrestler September 23, 2009

Dick Nob

When you remove someone's doornob while they are sleeping and replace it with your dick, then knock on the door - and then brag.
Works best if you have an erection at the time.

Man, I totally dick nobed Derek last night!" "Dude, he totally touched your dick!

by cy&ha August 22, 2010

Asian dick

Yet another delicious Asian dish.

After trying Asian dick, she now loves Asian food.

by SamBissell July 13, 2023

Mr. Dick

A guy with an above average sized dick, who thinks his dick is so good that he can fuck any woman, including your best friend or your sister. His dick preempts him from any human ethics, whatsoever.

That guy thinks he's Mr. Dick! He was flirting with my best friend right in front of me.

by SwimKat May 12, 2011