It's like giving your hog the nice smooth ride. Silky at heart, but rough through dedication, memories of this could be passed down for generations. The tenderness of this act is angelic to the human eye, and feel, possibly all senses that you are in possession of currently. It can almost be described as a chefs main dish, an actors greatest act, or what you feel is important or sentimental to this phrase. So with all of that Go, "Stroke The Hog".
Riley: Yo, Gang get on forttttt!!!!!
Gertrude: Can't gang im on my 3 month grind of Stroking the hog rn, going for the year PB.
Gertrude: Can't gang im on my 3 month grind of Stroking the hog rn, going for the year PB.
by Guhly December 21, 2023
Get the Stroking The Hogmug. Grant skillfully peels off cards in succession to all the players around the table while saying, "Five-card draw, hog turds are wild."
by FubarrFromGB January 1, 2023
Get the hog turdmug. by TriniSlutInc. June 14, 2018
Get the Mother Hogmug. A rub hog is someone who always wants to be rubbed (e.g. back or neck rub) in a non-sexual way. The rub hog generally only receives the massaging but does not offer reciprocation. This rub hog then turns into a rub log, going into a sleepy, near-comatose state.
by What’supDoc November 16, 2023
Get the rub hogmug. Male genitalia either measuring exactly, or exceeding 12 inches.
'Hog riders' is another term which can be used to describe size queens.
'Hog riders' is another term which can be used to describe size queens.
Girl 1: "So what's your boyfriend like... down there?"
Girl 2: "Absolutely amazing, he's packing an absolute hog down those trousers!"
Girl 2: "Absolutely amazing, he's packing an absolute hog down those trousers!"
by Law+Order_svu42 December 13, 2019
Get the Hogmug. A lesbian
by WakeUp2016 December 4, 2016
Get the Bush Hogmug. by Babybackbitch72 June 26, 2023
Get the sugar hogmug.