1-2-3 RATING.

The alternative to the 1-10 scale rating for women. Saying a woman is a "7.0" or a "6.5" is pointless as it does not answer the ultimate question; "WOULD YOU HIT IT?" This is the ONLY thing that should be going through your mind as you think about an attractive (or less than attractive woman)

And, so the breakdown...(for personal reasons we will begin at the middle (( 2 )) rating).

2 - HIT IT ...nice and simple, you'd "hit" whatever it is you are talking about

3 - DEFINITELY HIT IT!!!! ...absolutely, without a doubt, not only hittable but hittable to the extent that you'd buy her anything and shower her with diamonds to keep "hitting" it. Usually a 3 doesn't even have to be acknowledge as a 3, as by this point if you're standing with a group of guys, you are ALL checking her out, up and down, down and up!

1 - "I'D LET HER BLOW ME" Now, this one is the flip side of the 3. The girl is somewhat cute (must be otherwise how could she blow something overly limp?) but just to get a nut off. No sex, no going down on her, NO DIAMONDS!

Now, if you're looking at something so hideous that you wouldn't hit it or let her blow your worst enemy, you are looking at something OUTSIDE OF REASON, our exception to the 1-2-3 Rating.

Now, go out and use this powerful new tool that will make your life so much more simple than using the 1 - 10 scale!

i.e 1-2-3 RATING.

Jessica Alba - 3 "I'D DEFINITELY HIT IT!"

Jennifer Carpenter - 2 "yeah...I'd hit it"

Monica Lewinski - 1 "I'd let her blow me"

Monique - "OUTSIDE OF MOTHERFUCKING REASON"

by Arthur V. October 3, 2008

Five nights at froakies 2

A kid that copied the name of the popular youtuber "five nights at froakies".
He always tries to cover up evidence and says it never happened. He also thinks swearing makes you cool, bullying people is okay, can't take criticism, and is the most toxic kid on youtube.

Person 1: did you see the video of five nights at froakies 2 bullying a kid
Person 2: yeah I told him what he did wasn't nice
Person 1: what happened after that?
Person 2: he blocked me and reported me for bullying

by simrext February 26, 2019

National grab ass day v.2 May 31st

This day is the second day of the year that a you will be able to grab any girls or boys ass you want

Yo im excited to grab her ass again because it is national grab ass day v.2 May 31st!!

by Frostytrip May 18, 2019

I 1 2 1/2 6

Say.Say faster.
Contemplate life

If you said it means I want to have sex

1)I 1 2 1/2 6

2)oh do you

by I google everything May 25, 2019

Tall Girl / Tall Girl 2

A piece of shit Netflix duo of romcoms that nobody asked for.

Why is there a movie about how hard it is being Pretty, White, Blonde, Rich and Tall? Like what was going through Netflix's heads when they made Tall Girl / Tall Girl 2

by goldenppballs June 11, 2022

the old 2-4

Giving a female two fingers in her pussy, and then backhanding her in the face.

"You better shutup now bitch, before i give ya the old 2-4!"

by the pupster September 17, 2007

Team Fortress 2

After 9 years in development. After the recent Love and War update, it's become Conga Fortress. I don't know why they haven't renamed the game yet, but I am sure it will come out soon enough.

A game with 9 classes.

Noob: Why are the people dancing in Team Fortress 2
Noob2: Let's go kill them all

by Nav_Blueblood June 26, 2015