The act of dreaming about divine sex only to wake up and find your roommate drying his wet balls on your erect penis.
by Mmballs October 4, 2021

Steven is a cool guy!!
by Steven-San January 2, 2021

She is very quiet at first but very crazy and outgoing when you get to know her she has long dirty blonde hair and crazy beautiful brown eyes with a great smile great with giving advice but not taking her own very sweet girl and very lovable at all times also looks great in anything and laughs all the time make this girl yours if you haven’t already.
by Taylor Stevens September 29, 2019

Hym "I thought the Stevens would take some reputational damage for picking on women but no. Nobody seems to give a shit. I KNOW I DON'T BE THE WOMEN ARE FUCKING THEM BECAUSE THEY ARE BETTER THAN ME."
by Hym Iam August 15, 2023

you don't want to know about Steven Langolis's songs
by Zu Katah September 3, 2009

by submissiveandbreedablecreature December 20, 2022

The Chubby Guy that had the hottest girl friend in high school. Hopeless romantic. Single father that went to business school and dropped out for love. Joined a fraternity and tapped out the first night. Biggest dick in his friend group. Douche bag but has a good intentions.
by 11:11NYU November 25, 2021
