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weak steven

A sexual act when a man places his folded flaccid penis into a woman's vagina which causes an erection.
She wasn't in the mood and I wasn't either, so I threw her a weak Steven.
by Cre8er March 14, 2016
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steven

woke. a boy who absolutely likes boys. have you ever watched steven universe? tell me that boy isn't at least a little queer.
the teller of truth: steven is the wokest boy around, and don't let him tell you otherwise!
steven: But I'm not woke
attractive man: hey guys
steven: OH MY WOKE
by not lunar trust me July 8, 2025
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Steven

Is a tall giraffe that has sex with majd and khodar
how is the wether up there steven
by james lefate November 11, 2019
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sprague stevens

dude-* looks at Sprague* damn...

Dude- what?

Dude- its Sprague Stevens the alpha furry
by betterthansprague June 17, 2018
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Steven

the best giga chad you ever seen he gets so many girls simping for him even alannah
kids : guys have you seen Steven

Steven : whats up guys

alannah : omg i want steven so bad daddy
by quaandale quangle January 6, 2023
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Warm Steven

When you touch penis tip with a flashlight under it, so it glows like Stephen Spielberg's hit classic, ET.
I think about the night me and Frank gave each other warm Stevens often. My wife wishes I would stop talking about it every time ET comes on.
by bigpoopiemaster August 25, 2023
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Steven

A man who is keen on Irony. Example: making a fake definition of himself to show how stupid social media trends are.
Steven should get a life, but it's too late for that now.
by ChuckYeager November 23, 2021
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