pizza tooth

Pizza tooth is what happens when you can't wait 2 minutes to eat a piping hot slice of pizza or other food and it burns the roof of your mouth and makes your teeth hurt.

Ugh, I ate my moms stew last night and it was so hot that it gave me pizza tooth.

by Silentplanet19 December 24, 2019

Alcatraz Pizza

Waterboarding someone with pizza grease

Guard 1: I heard Trump gave that terrorist an Alcatraz Pizza last night
Guard 2: God help him

by 89023 July 22, 2017

pizza hat

someone with really fucking greasy hair

yo that dude has some gross hair, he has a pizza hat.

by cactus5390 June 10, 2018

pizza carpet

Usually found in bachelor houses or the rooms of teenagers. It is when a box(es) of pizza are on the floor usually empty but sometimes containing a piece that was not finished.

Girl- Glad i could come over.
Boy- yeah, here is my room.
Girl- EW! you have a pizza carpet. Bye!

by aGamer... November 20, 2013

pizza loving

The feeling to have to marry a pizza and have pizza kids

I suffer from pizza loving

by Mom fucker 101 January 25, 2017

Parachute pizza

A pizza that one orders ahead of time before a long night out so that (s)he can come home and eat before falling asleep, so as to stave off late-night hunger and next-day hangovers.

(Said after leaving the club/bar late at night:)
I'm fucking starving and I'm gonna bounce, but it's fine--I've got a parachute pizza waiting for me at home.

by B-Wahn the Keeper April 8, 2017

pizza on pineapple

it is the truly worst pizza, who would do this? answer- madmen.

dave is insane because he enjoys pizza on pineapple

by pizza_on_pineapple_is_gross May 14, 2023