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Race the beer home

The act of driving home before the effects of consumed alcohol start to set in (e.g.: you're not drunk yet, but if you don't get home quick, you're fucked).
Dude 1: "Dude, what happened to you at the party last night? You sure took off quick, did you get home OK?"

Dude 2: "Yeah, I had to race the beer home. Another twenty minutes and I'd have been blitzed."
by JunkyardECM November 1, 2010
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Home-made queef

When a guy farts into a girls vagina before licking her out and she queefs the fart back out and inside his mouth.
Guy 1: My girlfriend and I produced a home-made queef the other night

Guy 2: wow, you're so lucky
by mashonictimblr June 22, 2011
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out-of-home entertainment

A broad descriptor used primarily by the amusement industry to collectively refer to experiences at regional attractions like theme parks and waterparks with their thrill rides and slides, and smaller community-based entertainment venues such as family entertainment and cultural venues.

Out-of-home entertainment is an industry term and is sometimes abbreviated as OOHE or OHE.
Digital Out-of-Home Entertainment is rather an arcane description for one of the fastest growing technology-sectors. These forms of interactive technology, often established on a 'pay per use' basis are transforming the customer experience in shops, cinemas, museums; almost any environment where consumers are congregating.
by thearcadeguy January 15, 2018
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Jerk from home

When you tell your boss you are working from home, but you end up spending the day watching porn and wanking.
Sorry I can't do a coffee today, I have a jerk from home day.
by Zonal K September 22, 2019
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Home Depot Necktie

A rope noose used for hanging people
The Klansman bragged about giving the black man down the street a home depot necktie for his birthday
by meme man 696969 November 2, 2018
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home improvement syndrome

This is an illness that is characterized by individuals, typically middle aged males, that are caught up in a never-ending cycle of handy man projects, many of which are not completed before the next one begins.
Ben was told he was no longer allowed to go to Home Depot after he was diagnosed with Home Improvement Syndrome by his wife. She said it was a HIS problem.
by Papa on Whidbey December 31, 2011
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Take home the dogs

Go home to feed the dogs and let them out, then come pick me up at the titty bar
Hey woman, leave me a stack of ones and go take home the dogs. I need a lapdance.
by Cannibalizer March 28, 2015
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