When the persons dick is abhorrently large (longer than 2 feet)
Explanation: On rule34.xxx there is an obscene amounts of Futa porn of Saeko and Seong-hui from Yakuza 7 with world ending sized dicks. Most of the Futa is by artist stevencarson
Explanation: On rule34.xxx there is an obscene amounts of Futa porn of Saeko and Seong-hui from Yakuza 7 with world ending sized dicks. Most of the Futa is by artist stevencarson
by AstronomicaIl December 26, 2023

by CockroachCock December 30, 2022

A detailed, in-depth essay on the pros and cons of your cock. While the most obvious focus of a cock review is indeed the size, a thorough reviewer will also consider the general shape and visual aesthetics of the cock, its length-to-girth ratio (you neither want a chode nor a noodle), the physical hardness, the smell (or absence thereof), taste, and surface texture.
-Hey dude, can you give me a quick cock review? No homo.
-Sure bro, do you have a pen and paper? I'll need three pages at least, ideally five.
-Sure bro, do you have a pen and paper? I'll need three pages at least, ideally five.
by Joker the Fortnite God July 24, 2021

Pretty straightforward.. a cock minus one ass equals an assless cock..This moniker is reserved for even the most commensurate douche.
by Junxtapuss March 22, 2021

by WantSomePie? March 23, 2020

by Slaughterama Mama April 8, 2018

Violently thrusting one's knee into another's cock, making one's cock circumcised and having the appearance of a goblin
by Insanedeath5 October 31, 2019
