Eww, you stink like dog cock.
Or
“Sometimes, I like to shout things out” (Oh like what, you ask?) “DOG COCK” is the reply you yell at the top of your voice.
Or
“Sometimes, I like to shout things out” (Oh like what, you ask?) “DOG COCK” is the reply you yell at the top of your voice.
by The dog cocker August 26, 2019
Get the Dog cockmug. 
A big rod located on the lower body region of a male human being, that can come in all different sizes and colours. This weapon of mass destruction is perfect for sexual intercourse and is also a good sucking tool (not for babies however). Cocks mainly come in the shape of a banana but everyone is different. The bigger the cock, the better because size does matter.
Jennifer: OMG last night I rode Bobby's massive cock in the backseat of his car.
Linda: Shut up! How massive are we talking?
Jennifer: Let's just say that it reminded me of that time I got anal from my grandad's horse.
Linda: Wow that IS big! Can we have a threesome sometime?
Jennifer: Sure, there's enough cock on his body for the entire grade! And also ur ass is super thic so I can't wait to eat that cake up.
Linda: (biting her lip) Jennifer stop! Hey, I need to go to the bathroom... wanna come too?
Jennifer: Of course bitch. (Slaps Linda's thic ass)
Linda: Shut up! How massive are we talking?
Jennifer: Let's just say that it reminded me of that time I got anal from my grandad's horse.
Linda: Wow that IS big! Can we have a threesome sometime?
Jennifer: Sure, there's enough cock on his body for the entire grade! And also ur ass is super thic so I can't wait to eat that cake up.
Linda: (biting her lip) Jennifer stop! Hey, I need to go to the bathroom... wanna come too?
Jennifer: Of course bitch. (Slaps Linda's thic ass)
by I_Have_Cake69420 July 18, 2021
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