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cock and ball tourture

It is a phrase often used when in a doggy style sex position that means delight and comfort.
Oh daddy give me that cock and ball tourture!
by dickfuck3000 May 9, 2022
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Cock on Mahogany

Metaphorical representation of the abrupt quitting of one's job. When you quit, you slam your cock on your boss's mahogany desk, tell him/her you're done, then abruptly leave. Sometimes referred to as Dick on Desk.
Ronald from accounting went into the CFO's office and did a Cock on mahogany earlier this morning! He has been mistreated by management for years.
by de la May 16, 2021
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Cock

The giant horse cock is 11 pounds.

That’s a long cock.
by Thugbug69 February 21, 2022
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Cock

A chicken, sometimes used as another word for a male reproductive organ.
I LOVED timothys cock.
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Cock-sucking competition

when people gather men's dicks and see who can suck their cocks bettwer
avery: ben, i need your dick for the Cock-sucking competition
ben: u better win or else i will rail you
by mr.dongsucker March 19, 2022
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mosquito cock

A guy thats balls are bigger then his cock
P1 Amy did you fuck that Chinese guy last night. P2 YA but he had a mosquito cock so i was better off using my thumb.
by STINKFINGER1 December 23, 2018
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J-cock

The Penis of A Jewish Man.

That is how Shiksas turn convert to nice Newlly Jewish Girls.

For the J-cock
I thought you were a virgin?

Really, why? You met my kid.. And *husband.*

But you're so *Tight!*

You just have a J-cock.
by BWJCBDish November 24, 2018
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