I ain’t never seen two pretty best friends

it’s always one of gotta be ugly

guy one: yo look at those two girls
guy two: yeah but i ain’t never seen two pretty best friends tho

by pussysmack November 2, 2020

I can see your tampon string from here

said to one of your male friends when he is complaining about something, implying he's a moaning bitch who is on the blob.

John: "my feet are killing me from all the walking!"
Mike: "hey John, I can see your tampon string from here, mate"

by diRiculous June 1, 2011

I am a lesbian bird caw caw caw caw

When your best friend tells you that they are lesbian and then starts screaming caw caw caw caw.

Hazel ( over text) : WHAT DO YOU WANT
Emily: I AM A LESBIAN BIRD CAW CAW CAW CAW

by thelesbionbirdforlifeperson January 14, 2020

So I was watching Toy Story 2 the other day

A phrase said by a donator to APLfisher designed to make him lose his shit.

"Fuck Petey"

"So I was watching Toy Story 2 the other day and as I was about to cum, I fingered my uretha and forced the cummies back inside me. I left it there until it hardened and then I pushed it out and did a pee pee cummie poo. I splerged for Zurg."

*giggling*

by SerbianWarCriminal May 1, 2019

go away or I will replace you with a simple shell script

A semi clever quip made by computer geeks and gurus.. Quite similar to the military quip " You are so fucking useless, I should replace you with a button"

by Guru June 15, 2003

Do you know what I look like?

If so, how do you do that? Do you just look up my IP address and see everything?

Do you know what I look like?

by WorseThanHitler October 30, 2020

I hate it when people take advantage of my kindness

Not realizing that they need me more than I need them most the time.

I hate it when people take advantage of my kindness.

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 18, 2020