cock your hole

put a cock in your hole

A: Yo bitch, why are you so slow?
B: Cock your hole, my bag is heavy.

by anonymous April 15, 2022

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Cockroach Cock

An insult used for the most Cocky of Cockroach Cocks/assholes.

That guy Nate is a Cockroach Cock.

by CockroachCock December 30, 2022

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A detailed, in-depth essay on the pros and cons of your cock. While the most obvious focus of a cock review is indeed the size, a thorough reviewer will also consider the general shape and visual aesthetics of the cock, its length-to-girth ratio (you neither want a chode nor a noodle), the physical hardness, the smell (or absence thereof), taste, and surface texture.

-Hey dude, can you give me a quick cock review? No homo.
-Sure bro, do you have a pen and paper? I'll need three pages at least, ideally five.

by Joker the Fortnite God July 24, 2021

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voodoo cock

Cock that actually turns a women into crazy and desperate. A woman who is distant and unemotional can get one little taste of a voodoo cock and become a hopeless romantic mess. It’s a blessing... yet a curse.

Like OMG girl, he got that voodoo cock that’s making me see stars!

by Mandelyn89 December 7, 2020

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