Jesus Syndrome

When a person believes someone (who won or didn't win the presidency, politicians in general) or some fairytale entity (jesus, the devil) is responsible for why their lives suck and bad things always happen to them and allow those entities to instill fear (fear of going to hell, fear of becoming "cattle breeding" by men if Trump wins etc). A true adult takes accountability and responsibility for their own life, outcomes, happiness, and as such creates the life they want without blaming anyone else. Blaming others keeps one in a state of being a child, sheeple, as they never grow up and are truly responsible for their own actions.

Better watch what you say to John Doe, he suffers Jesus Syndrome and will use it as ammunition to never do anything in life and swear you were the reason his entire life was ruined forever.

by GO DJ HaKa November 16, 2024

Older Girl Syndrome

OGS also known as older girl syndrome is when someone likes a older girl

Dayumm she fine asf, i think i have Older Girl Syndrome

by oldergirllover69 December 9, 2024

Elliot stinks so I beat them syndrome

Disorder in which you are above elliot in any physical mental or other way possible. This is un over rideable by any other disorder or cause

Gabe-"I love you"
Elliot-"I love you more"
Gabe "you can't cause i have 'elliot stinks so I beat them syndrome '"

by Sunnyquartz January 7, 2024

Boogie Woogie Syndrome

Talking with a Friend while aimlessly jumping, running, or driving around a video game world while not really playing the game for a long time.

I should have been doing my homework but I had boogie woogie syndrome last night.

by JacobG5 January 13, 2024

Bon Jovi Syndrome

When someone in the band has the band named after their last name (Like Jon Bon Jovi) so, people mostly call the lead singer or whoever has the last name the band name.

Do you think Eddie Van Halen gets the Bon Jovi Syndrome treatment?

by AthenaRoseJones February 19, 2022

Fragile X Syndrome

Also known as Martin Bell Syndrome or FXS
A genetic disorder which makes the X chromosome enlarged therefore fragile. People with FXS are often autistic but not all of the people with fxs are autistic. Fragile X often causes intellectual disability. They have a distinct appearance These features include a long and narrow face , large ears, a prominent jaw and forehead, unusually flexible fingers, flat feet , and in males, enlarged testicles (macroorchidism) after puberty.

The odds of having fragile x syndrome is 1 in 7,000 in males and 1 in 11,000 in females

by Nammity March 3, 2022

Mirpuri Munde Syndrome

A innate disease within Mirpuri Pakistani parents in which they favour their beloved Sons (Munde), regardless of their behaviour and actions. With a failure to recognise ANY shortcomings in regards to their son.

You definitely have MMS.

You are a product of Mirpuri Munde Syndrome.

by Munde December 29, 2023