Grace and I had been planning on going to PF Changs for months. When we finally picked a date she ghosted me! Now I'm stuck with Chinese blue balls!
by Bootywatchin June 15, 2017
A thing from the fnaf books where a an old ball pit somehow can go back in time opens up the possibility of springtrap being in a medieval suit of armour and is incredibly stra age and stupid
Guy 1 : hey did you hear the new fnaf game takes place in Medivail times how is that possible
Guy 2 : time traveling ball pit that’s how
Guy 2 : time traveling ball pit that’s how
by mercy deserves medic April 25, 2022
It is when your balls are so small that they are actually inside out. When the micro astronomical inseminators get turned inside out they actually become extremely short and fat making it a choderized ball.
by Shitty dick in my ballz June 06, 2017
When a man is getting into his car and his nut sack shifts while sitting thereby getting squashed under a thigh & the car seat.
by Green & Salty January 19, 2021
Noun: the condition of your balls after a long car ride, while not letting your balls breathe. This can result in a stale, sweaty pair of nuts.
by icrazylegs June 30, 2018
When a person is attracted to someone’s male genitals they’ll scream “give me them balls” and then go into a ritual singing “jiggly jig jiggly jig jiggly jiggly jiggly jig!” And use their hands to try and tickle their balls.
by Jiggle jiffy April 04, 2024
When a male puts reflective glass on his balls, and his wife shines a flashlight on them— he then continues to wiggle them for a disco party in her face.
Hey honey, later tonight were going to have a party with my balls... or should i say... my disco balls.
by Wonderlustbitch June 16, 2021