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mosquito cock

A guy thats balls are bigger then his cock
P1 Amy did you fuck that Chinese guy last night. P2 YA but he had a mosquito cock so i was better off using my thumb.
by STINKFINGER1 December 23, 2018
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Cock

Cock is an word for male chicken. Cock this and cock that
Oklohoma Citizen: I have such a fat COCK!
Me: Maybe you should give it a diet?...
by DogShitEater69420 February 7, 2023
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cock

"oooh why is your cock out"
by googledocsucker November 20, 2019
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Cock

by Thelearndone May 31, 2023
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Runners Cock

When you get back from a run and find your cock has shrivelled up inside you like a startled snail.
I got back from a run this morning do discover my cock had shrunk, it was just a bellend. I had bad case of Runners Cock.
by Teddy Winklebottom June 15, 2022
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Irish cock juggler

An unsavory, unkempt Irishman who can juggle upwards of 5 adult sized penises at one time.
In his free time, Ryan likes to hone his skills as an Irish cock juggler.
by Smack talker Skywalker March 16, 2017
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cock swankler

Someone who grabs another person's wiener and beats themself in the face with it.
Damn that dude is a cock swankler!
by Cock swankler April 6, 2017
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