Maryland Cock Sucker

The act of a woman (*or a man if you’re into that shit*) taking raw crabmeat and old bay and massaging a man’s penis with his/her hands while sucking said dick.

Man: y’all hear about Bobbie’s wife?
Man 2: no, what about her?
Man: he got a good ole Maryland Cock Sucker last night.

by thatmffromMD August 26, 2023

lopping cock

The action of consuming cock through any part of the body

He's so gay he's probably lopping cock right now; Yea he's a cock lopper

by Dirtyshowerhandle August 6, 2017

Cock jockey

Slang term. Meaning one who rides (jockey) the mans penis (cock)

Man your being a real cock jockey right now!!!

by Meangreen4477 January 9, 2021

Logan’s cock

Logan’s cock is an 8-incher monster cock

Logan’s cock is long and thick, all the other guys wish they had it.

Logan’s 8-incher satisfies all the girls who try it.

“I can ride Logan’s cock all night long”

by Maiwa August 15, 2022

Cock Goblin

Violently thrusting one's knee into another's cock, making one's cock circumcised and having the appearance of a goblin

Hey, I heard Rob got "Cock Goblin" nd last night
You're a cock goblin

by Insanedeath5 October 31, 2019

assless cock

Pretty straightforward.. a cock minus one ass equals an assless cock..This moniker is reserved for even the most commensurate douche.

I hate that dick..what an assless cock!

by Junxtapuss March 22, 2021

Cock Block

A Cock Block is some who is a compete cunt but also blocks you out

You're being a complete Cock Block today Harry

by ovlavla July 2, 2016