Balls

You don’t have any

Person1: hello
Person2: balls
Person1: Hey look, buddy, I'm an Engineer. That means I solve problems.
Not problems like "What is beauty?", because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy.
I solve practical problems.
Fr'instance

How am I going to stop some big mean mother hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind?

The answer

use a gun. And if that don't work
use more gun.
Like this Heavy caliber, tripod-mounted, little 'ol number designed by me
Built by me
...and you'd best hope not pointed at you.

by Opnoobisme December 5, 2021

E-Balling

To excel in internet drama and always come out on top!

Dam ABJ is always winning he’s E-Balling 👌🏻

by ABJ246 February 10, 2024

Ball Twister

A way of calling something annoying or torturous, enough to the point you can feel a slight pain in your balls (or ovaries for the females)

"This game is a Ball Twister man"

by xPomPe February 10, 2024

Ligma balls

A phrase you say to make some laugh or uncomfortable

By: Emilythestupidest

When someone says something bad and you say ligma balls

by Thestupidbitchemily February 11, 2024

Blue Ball Effect

When life teases you by getting your hopes up with something great, only to leave you hanging in the end.

Yo dude, I was about to nail that TikTok dance challenge, had my moves down and everything, but then my phone died mid-recording. That's the blue ball effect man.

by Turkeyleg7 February 11, 2024

The dirty bowling ball

When you insert 4 fingers into gf/wife vagina and thumb in asshole sliding her down the hallway yelling strike.

I gave my wife the dirty bowling ball and nearly took out the the dog.

by Cal410 February 12, 2024

cock and ball torture

to get your balls destroyed by someone in high heels, sexually and purposefully

i love whenever my 6'8 goth mommy puts me through cock and ball torture with her high heels

by anonymous February 13, 2024