Man it was fuked, he splintered a mad dog mace round his neck and slammed his nose in the pool balls like a fukn redneck.
by Step lupid April 14, 2024
Get the Mad dog mace mug.Describes a situation being really wholesome or nice for the person saying it, in other words lit.
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It is used by people often while chatting or gaming.
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by A_Nerdian May 13, 2024
Get the Litty Litty Macaroni mug.The Chocolate Claw Machine is when after a long day and your feet are sweaty, and they smell like absolute shit, so you take a shit and get your stinky toes and grab your poop like a claw machine, then you take your stinky sweaty shit mangled foot and take a big old whiff.
Man that guy smells horrible
Did you hear? He Gave himself the nastiest Chocolate Claw Machine last night
...dont flush your toilet tommorrow
Did you hear? He Gave himself the nastiest Chocolate Claw Machine last night
...dont flush your toilet tommorrow
by anonymous May 18, 2024
Get the Chocolate Claw Machine mug.The act of going back in time to change an event but failing to change anything, so you go back in time again to try to change the event but fail again, causing you to go back in time again to try again, looping indefinitely.
Person 1: If you could go back in time to when you were five with all your current knowledge would you?
Person 2: Yeah, I could invest in Bitcoin early! I wouldn't have to work a day in my life!
Person 1: What if your parents didn't believe you? Then you would have to go back in time again.
Person 2: Ohh, you're right. Even if I did go back in time it wouldn't change what happens.
Person 1: It's Sisyphus' Time Machine.
Person 2: Yeah, I could invest in Bitcoin early! I wouldn't have to work a day in my life!
Person 1: What if your parents didn't believe you? Then you would have to go back in time again.
Person 2: Ohh, you're right. Even if I did go back in time it wouldn't change what happens.
Person 1: It's Sisyphus' Time Machine.
by Rimzi May 27, 2024
Get the Sisyphus' Time Machine mug.Long-Duration Motion Machines are hypothetical devices designed to operate for extremely long periods without external energy input, while still respecting known conservation laws and thermodynamics. Unlike perpetual motion machines, they do not claim infinite operation or energy creation. Instead, they rely on ultra-slow energy dissipation, delayed equilibration, environmental energy harvesting, or probabilistic and extraphysical mechanisms. The key distinction is that long-duration machines eventually stop, while perpetual motion machines violate physical laws by claiming endless motion or energy output. These machines are often discussed in theoretical engineering, speculative physics, and borderline scientific proposals.
Long-Duration Motion Machines — Example
A hypothetical machine uses ultra-low-friction components, cosmic background radiation harvesting, and delayed thermal equilibration to keep moving for millions of years. It never produces excess energy and slowly loses motion over astronomical timescales. Unlike a perpetual motion machine, it obeys thermodynamics but exploits environmental and probabilistic factors to extend operation far beyond conventional machines.
A hypothetical machine uses ultra-low-friction components, cosmic background radiation harvesting, and delayed thermal equilibration to keep moving for millions of years. It never produces excess energy and slowly loses motion over astronomical timescales. Unlike a perpetual motion machine, it obeys thermodynamics but exploits environmental and probabilistic factors to extend operation far beyond conventional machines.
by AbzuInExile January 24, 2026
Get the Long-Duration Motion Machines mug.Micropragmatics is the fine-grained, on-the-ground study of how meaning is made in specific, real-time situations. It focuses on the immediate context—the who, where, when, and how of a single interaction. This is the realm of inside jokes, loaded silences, subtle eye rolls, and the unspoken rules that everyone in a particular room seems to just get. It answers questions like: Why did that specific word choice change the whole mood? How did a shift in someone’s tone turn a question into an accusation? Micropragmatics is the rulebook for a single, unfolding social game.
Macropragmatics is the big-picture study of how meaning is governed by larger systems—culture, ideology, institutions, and historical norms. It zooms out to ask how the broad rules of the social world enable or constrain what can be meaningfully said or done. It examines the overarching scripts, power structures, and cultural narratives that frame our interactions long before we even open our mouths.
Macropragmatics is the big-picture study of how meaning is governed by larger systems—culture, ideology, institutions, and historical norms. It zooms out to ask how the broad rules of the social world enable or constrain what can be meaningfully said or done. It examines the overarching scripts, power structures, and cultural narratives that frame our interactions long before we even open our mouths.
Example: During a tense work meeting, your manager says, "That's certainly a creative approach, Sam." Micropragmatics analyzes the weight of the pause before "creative," the slight eyebrow raise from a colleague, and Sam's deflated posture. It reveals that in this specific moment, "creative" was pragmatically decoded by everyone present as "foolish and unworkable." The dictionary definition doesn't matter; the local, contextual meaning does.
Example: The same manager in the same company never interrupts the CEO but frequently cuts off junior staff. Macropragmatics doesn't analyze each interruption individually. Instead, it examines the company's hierarchical culture, the implicit norms about who "owns" conversational floor, and the broader societal power dynamics that make this pattern predictable and accepted. It explains why the interruptions happen at all, not just how they play out in a given meeting.
In short: You live in the Micropragmatic moment—navigating each conversation’s hidden currents. But you swim in a Macropragmatic ocean—its tides of culture, power, and history determining where you can even go. Micropragmatics is the tactical play-by-play. Macropragmatics is the strategic rulebook for the entire league. You need both to understand how anything ever gets communicated—or misunderstood. Micropragmatics and Macropragmatics.
Example: The same manager in the same company never interrupts the CEO but frequently cuts off junior staff. Macropragmatics doesn't analyze each interruption individually. Instead, it examines the company's hierarchical culture, the implicit norms about who "owns" conversational floor, and the broader societal power dynamics that make this pattern predictable and accepted. It explains why the interruptions happen at all, not just how they play out in a given meeting.
In short: You live in the Micropragmatic moment—navigating each conversation’s hidden currents. But you swim in a Macropragmatic ocean—its tides of culture, power, and history determining where you can even go. Micropragmatics is the tactical play-by-play. Macropragmatics is the strategic rulebook for the entire league. You need both to understand how anything ever gets communicated—or misunderstood. Micropragmatics and Macropragmatics.
by Dumuabzu January 25, 2026
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(insert the most annoying character in fiction) is getting laid can you believe it?
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fucking Deus sex machina
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