Perfect cock

8 inches of Jason Bonham.

I was on top of his perfect cock and couldn't stop coming.

by Daddyskitten86 February 27, 2022

california chocolate cock

When you're doing anal and the receiver shits all over your cock

I was fuckin Martha last night and she gave me a "California chocolate cock"

by Tiantberry May 30, 2014

Cock

1) a male chicken
2)a males penis

example for 1) the cock of my county crows every morning
example for 2)John's cock is so small

by anoymouslol April 29, 2023

alvar cock

is the biggest cock

oh the cock is big
it'is a alvar cock

by UWU DOB October 14, 2019

Purple Cock jacks

The sex acts in which a woman strokes a mans penis till he has a boner then laying down while he shakes back and forth while standing atop of her and having the shaft and testicals smacking the woman in the face till her face is so bruised its purple then ejects his load into her eyes so she cant look in the mirror to see it.

Matt: my girl let me do purple cock jacks last night
Eddie: bruh thats why she wouldnt come outside yesterday

by Shadowzomb02 February 1, 2020

Cock Piece

The practice of posting pictures of one piece characters with their dicks out and is notably paired with Dark Fantasy by Kanye. It won't matter with gender as they will have a dick edited in anyways. Notable works of art in this magnificent practice are the whitebeard, law, ace and luffy, and the crying chopper. It can also be used as bait and switch.

Yo you guys have a good nsfw subreddit for One Piece hentai?
yeah, r/Cock Piece
Alright, gonna check out that one.
(guy 1 never returned after that, the last thing he heard was "THE ONE PIECE! THE ONE PIECE IS REAL!! can we get much higher? so high")

by imp fuck2 October 2, 2022

Pure dick/cock

Pure dick is the one who through good nature and intentions, steps up on the rights of others, and/or cause you to feel nothing bad about them for their nice behaviour is quite charmful and humble

Pure = kind disposition
Dick = Idiot that steps on you

Hey kid, can you go the store in town to buy me a sunscreen?

No

Well you got a bike, just do it

No, don't think I'm obliged to help you (thinks to himself : what is this? Maybe he/she is a pure dick/cock)

by Thermal-pulse-puller December 30, 2022