Masturbating into your girl’s contact lens case and then having her put the contacts in in the morning.
Baby, when can we finish optometrist love?
We have to wait until the contacts have enough time to brine.
We have to wait until the contacts have enough time to brine.
by Budew Hater October 12, 2018
Get the Optometrist Lovemug. by Gramanda34 June 15, 2024
Get the Love ruddermug. I-lovelies is a term created by K-ARMYs (Korean BTS Fans aka K-Diamonds) to
(I-ARMYs). describe the international ARMYs
(I-ARMYs). describe the international ARMYs
by I-Lovely, I -ARMY March 20, 2018
Get the I-lovelymug. I Love my Bingus so much!
You dont though? I Love my Bingus!
When i saw bingus i pooped my pants because I Love my Bingus!
You dont though? I Love my Bingus!
When i saw bingus i pooped my pants because I Love my Bingus!
by river2380 August 3, 2022
Get the I Love my Bingusmug. 
Person one: “hey look over there that man is hot”
Person two:”he’s a dad”
Person one:”man I love hot dads.”
Person two:”he’s a dad”
Person one:”man I love hot dads.”
by Bear5599 February 5, 2023
Get the I love hot dadsmug. A situation where an individual has big crush on someone, but they realize that they can never actually date them for numerous reasons. Some people get over it, but others never actually recover from it because of how much they cared about that person. Some reasons are the person being out of their league, the other individual already being in a romantic relationship, the individual is aromantic, that individual is not romantically attracted to them, etc.
Chester: Hey, Lexy. How are you doing? We have not heard from you in months.
Lexy: I am doing okay; although I am kind of sad about Devin.
Mariah: What happened?
Lexy: I had a crush on him, but I realize could never actually date him because he would probably reject me due him being way out of my league and I heard a rumor that he is seeing someone else. It’s a love story that never happened.
Chester: I can see why that upsetting, but maybe if you wait things might change. They might breakup down the line and if you took chance and asked him out maybe then you might be able to date him.
Lexy: Thanks for the advice. I might try that.
Lexy: I am doing okay; although I am kind of sad about Devin.
Mariah: What happened?
Lexy: I had a crush on him, but I realize could never actually date him because he would probably reject me due him being way out of my league and I heard a rumor that he is seeing someone else. It’s a love story that never happened.
Chester: I can see why that upsetting, but maybe if you wait things might change. They might breakup down the line and if you took chance and asked him out maybe then you might be able to date him.
Lexy: Thanks for the advice. I might try that.
by Vanguard 1998 July 2, 2021
Get the Love story that never happenedmug.