The cock

The cock is a metaphorical term for a hard penis

You think she likes the cock that girl loves the cock

by Assume the position July 23, 2019

Cock strikes noon

When you get a boner, referring to both hands on the clock pointing up when it is noon

The cock strikes noon when one watches porn or with their significant other

by Jiminy cherrypopper February 9, 2015

cock squabble

a bunch of men whinging or bitching

come on mate stop with the cock squabble / ling

by Waynoserous August 9, 2021

Cock nonsense

1. Doing something ridiculous for no apparent reason

2. Being a jerk for the sake of being a jerk
3. Erectile dysfunction under the age of 40

My kids were putting legos in the pots last night.

That is some real cock nonsense

by Bmcclure1 January 24, 2020

strong-man long-cock

a female who also goes by the title strong-man long-cock, many claim she’s packin’ 12.1 inches

it is truly a sight to behold and I hope one day all of you can witness it

person 1 “hey who’s that person with the shlong?”
person 2 “OH! that’s strong-man long-cock!”
person 1 “wow. I wish I was them.”

by Itdontmatterlmao October 29, 2020

Cock dopey

When the sex is that good you can't talk or be responsible 😂

The sex was that good I became cock dopey, not myself .. Amazung

by Lee 💋 August 2, 2022

Cock vac

N.

1. penis pump

Dude, Jeff got a new cock vac today!

by Spittle Masta August 11, 2008