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everyone who is not me

Y'all aren't me (everyone who is not me)
by skullcruher65 March 15, 2023
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you twisted me

Basically a form of jacking someone off is moving your hands in a twisting motion
You twisted me, Kimberly.
by konichko August 25, 2023
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Stop watching me masterbate Emma

Seriously, you'll fly out to meet that fucking dork Tim Pool but you won't come here? Coward! Cowardice! You'll talk all that good shit from across the country but I'd like to see you come down to the frozen tundra and try that shit over here!
Hym "Jesus Christ, stop watching me masterbate Emma! God you're a freak. Filthy! Filthy pervert! You are just... Ugh! I am gonna... Why are you like this!?"
by Hym Iam July 23, 2024
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Me-Male

A rare non-binary human born with male genitalia where the nose is typically located. Usually the testicles hang over the upper lip of the Me-Male, obscuring unusually long front teeth. The teeth of a Me-Male are usually quite soft and prone to breakage.
Linda thought she saw Pinocchio, but it was just a Me-Male who had recently seen a red car
by Steven Humphries-Lockport January 17, 2024
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help my teenager hates me

....Its a south park episode. wtf r u searching this up for?? btw no offense to teens :)
today, i watched that new sp episode, "help my teenager hates me"
by urban.ass August 2, 2023
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Fuck Me Sweater

- A sweater that screams "don’t you want to see what's underneath this?"
- A sweater that makes a persons body such an enigma that you want nothing more for them to take it off.
- A sweater that gives off a cute, nerdy, but still incredibly sexy vibe.
- Just because it's cold out doesn't meant you cant dress like a hoe.
Person 1: I'm from Florida. I don’t know how to dress cute when it's cold outside.
Person 2: Bitch, you need a fuck me sweater.
by itsgivingcvnt November 16, 2022
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Fuck me

Used in Britain as a sigh of frustration whenever something bad happens. Usually mumbled under the breath.
Boss: We’ve decided to increase your shift from 8 hours to 9 hours
Brian: *sigh* fuck me
by britishpoo September 13, 2021
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