Goat man kink

When you get off on someone biting of your ponytail

I have the goat man kink

by Lindsay_luv23 February 11, 2019

Free Tool Man

Someone who usually drives a red pickup, who is afraid of someone younger than him having authority over him. He is usually called a tool, but has many more annoying characteristics. He always has to single out a person and tries to turn people against him.

James: Dude the free tool man is trying to turn people against me.
Herald: He just did that to me last month. It will pass over.

by Forealhater January 4, 2010

Better Man Up

1. To Prepare for Battle ; To call on all Soldiers Brothers Friends and Family to Team Up.
2. To put on your big boy pants to do a difficult task or job without whining or Complaining

You'd Better Man Up if you're coming thru these parts of town

by Dyckardo March 1, 2020

Hot Stats Man

Definition: the hot man that sits in front of you in your statistics class.

He has bulging muscles you can stare at for days (and will!) and many tattoos. He will likely be drawing dinosaurs and showing you the tattoo of jesus on his arm--which you will gladly stare at.

Girlfriend, I didn't take any notes today because I was waaaaay too busy staring at hot stats man!

Girl: Hey, did you see that guy with the Jesus tattoo and the Iron Maiden belt buckle?

Guy: Yeah! That's Hot Stats Man!

by keeeeerrrrr December 14, 2010

muff cabbage man

An immortal old man in a robe smoking a pipe talking about how much he loves muff cabbage.

"Mmmmm Muff Cabbage!" Says the Muff Cabbage Man in a high pitched British accent.

by Javier Jesus Pablo October 5, 2013

Christian Man's Burden

The paradigm of Christianity as the messianic paradigm of repute of the Middle East.

Christianity as the delineator of civilization for the Middle East in particular.

Meta-zionism.

The Christian Man's Burden would counter Zionism as the harbinger for Middle Eastern democracy.

by tomorrowtomorrow December 22, 2018

A landline Arkwood Man

A landline Arkwood Man is a man that has made it to the top of his game in the transport industry,there is no where he won't go,nothing he won't cart or any hour of the day or day of the week he won't work. A truck driving fuckin legend usually found driving a Kenworth.

He handled that like a landline arkwood man would

by The transport observer June 16, 2023