When someone keeps arguing with you this is how to tell them that you want them to "fuck off", or when you are immediately turned off because of what your partner said during sex
by Cringemomentfacts4 August 13, 2022
Get the Fuck off my cockmug. Abbreviated CT. The ultimate test for determining if a given food is 10/10: ‘Would you shove your cock in it?’
A: mate that sponge cake was incredible. 10/10.
B: but does it pass the cock test?
A: oh absolutely. Test already completed.
B: but does it pass the cock test?
A: oh absolutely. Test already completed.
by putinkhuylo March 16, 2023
Get the cock testmug. Eww, you stink like dog cock.
Or
“Sometimes, I like to shout things out” (Oh like what, you ask?) “DOG COCK” is the reply you yell at the top of your voice.
Or
“Sometimes, I like to shout things out” (Oh like what, you ask?) “DOG COCK” is the reply you yell at the top of your voice.
by The dog cocker August 26, 2019
Get the Dog cockmug. A big rod located on the lower body region of a male human being, that can come in all different sizes and colours. This weapon of mass destruction is perfect for sexual intercourse and is also a good sucking tool (not for babies however). Cocks mainly come in the shape of a banana but everyone is different. The bigger the cock, the better because size does matter.
Jennifer: OMG last night I rode Bobby's massive cock in the backseat of his car.
Linda: Shut up! How massive are we talking?
Jennifer: Let's just say that it reminded me of that time I got anal from my grandad's horse.
Linda: Wow that IS big! Can we have a threesome sometime?
Jennifer: Sure, there's enough cock on his body for the entire grade! And also ur ass is super thic so I can't wait to eat that cake up.
Linda: (biting her lip) Jennifer stop! Hey, I need to go to the bathroom... wanna come too?
Jennifer: Of course bitch. (Slaps Linda's thic ass)
Linda: Shut up! How massive are we talking?
Jennifer: Let's just say that it reminded me of that time I got anal from my grandad's horse.
Linda: Wow that IS big! Can we have a threesome sometime?
Jennifer: Sure, there's enough cock on his body for the entire grade! And also ur ass is super thic so I can't wait to eat that cake up.
Linda: (biting her lip) Jennifer stop! Hey, I need to go to the bathroom... wanna come too?
Jennifer: Of course bitch. (Slaps Linda's thic ass)
by I_Have_Cake69420 July 18, 2021
Get the Cockmug. Women who intend to travel under the guise of "life experience" to excuse travel in multiple countries to systematically indulge in as many intimate encounters possible without fear of being thrown into an unfavorable class of women in their natural habitat.
"She went to Europe in the Summer, apparently she had the time of her life."
"Make sure she gets tested, it sounds like she went on a serious Cock Pilgrimage"
"Make sure she gets tested, it sounds like she went on a serious Cock Pilgrimage"
by justinitforthelols April 8, 2013
Get the Cock Pilgrimagemug. 
by Assume the position July 23, 2019
Get the The cockmug.