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balls like mashed potatoes

Is a vivid and crude way of describing severe trauma or injury to someone's testicles (potatoes), implying they have been so badly crushed or damaged that they are no longer in their normal shape or condition. This expression is used to emphasize the extent of the injury and the extreme pain associated with it.
Guy 1: Fuck he crushed his nuts on the rail!
Guy 2: I bet he has balls like mashed potatoes now!
by DaveDH June 14, 2024
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whore's ball's

Rejects, pissweak, sorry excuse of a dude - who only fucks Whores

Can't get without payin for it

Incapable of giving in a relationship

Devoid of empathy

Self assured without substance

Intolerant self assuming Martyr
Wouldn't touch him with a Tenfootpole? he's a whore's ball's

Or as useless as titts on a bull
by yours Truleee August 24, 2016
mugGet the whore's ball'smug.

Ball-Swap

A Ball-Swap is where you swap one or more testicles with a friend, at home. One testicle is removed and swapped with another. You can also swap a testicle with an object similar in size, like a grape or a large marble.
"We ball-swapped yesterday."
by eowilson April 29, 2024
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Spag-ball

A slur that is used to insult bitchy and retarded people
Person 1: All white people are racist
Person 2: shut the fuck up you spag-ball
by slurmaker June 23, 2022
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puff balling

To take a puff ball (type of fungi) and use it for simulated war in forested areas.
"Oh man , those Silverstreakers went hard core puff balling last night and actually killed some one with those puff balls."
by a man a plan a canal panama September 15, 2006
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Dragon ball z

It sucks and are for gays such as J@mie it’s a stupid anime with dudes flying and shoot big loads of nut at each other
by Chripp3r❤ faze clan June 4, 2019
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balled

showing your balls to someone in a surprising manner
by bignig1234567890 November 4, 2021
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