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by Paulo Serrano October 10, 2004

Hunter blow thy horn

Family motto bequeathed to the Forest clan in Northumberland, of which spelling variations include: Forrester, Forester, Forrest, Forster, Foster, and Forrestor. Almost to a man, this clan consists of underachievers, slackers and halfwits.

The family motto "Ombeht unforht æghwæþres sceal" has been found in many old texts. Most of which were written in the pre-Norman Conquest period. Historians and Old English scholars agree however, with the modern translation of "Hunter blow thy horn". The surprising fact is that this translation is completely at odds with its Old English meaning. Scholars have put forth the following Old English translations:


- An experiment in artificial stupidity.

- Dumber than a box of hair.

- An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.

- As smart as bait.

- Chimney's clogged.

- Proof that evolution can go in reverse.

and

- Doesn't know much but, leads the league in nostril hair.

Then, at the top of the crest was our family motto. It reads:

"Hunter Blow Thy Horn"

by AuWins57 July 22, 2008

Bet on the wrong horse

1. To appear to be very sad, down, or upset, as if you had just "... bet on the wrong horse."

Wills:"Sash is lookin' pretty down, man, like he bet on the wrong horse, er somethin'."
Juan:"Right?"

by Nathan Wakeman April 23, 2008

pulling the horse

to pull your dick like your pulling a rope

he was pulling the horse and let go, so the white horse went for miles

by Green Lamb October 16, 2008

throwin up the horns

raging, drinking alcohol, exceeding the limits of what you thought was fun, partying hard....real hard, originated in Mammoth Lakes, CA

Hey what are you doing tonight? Throwin up the horns woooooo! Lets get wasted!

by Thetownofmammothlakes March 2, 2009

new world hors d'œuvre

an opportunity to exploit economic inequity before all other capitalists by shadowing military excursions into volatile territory.

We managed to create a short term boom to the economy by declaring war and capitalizing on the new world hors d'œuvre.

by esher February 2, 2009

Cluster of Horribleness

A particularly poorly thought out plan or design.

How would you describe the urban sprawl encompassing the city? A cluster of horribleness.

by ridelugged January 1, 2010