Bowling ball with your name on it

A gift that is intended more for the giver than the receiver.

From "The Simpsons", season 1, episode 9: "Life In The Fast Lane", when Homer gets Marge a bowling ball for her birthday inscribed with "Homer".

You got her a toolbox for her birthday?!? Kinda a bowling ball with your name on it.

by Mc1081SA August 29, 2021

The Balled Bald System

The Balled bald system is a system in which balled is good and bald is bad

The Balled Bald systems works as follows A sunny day is Balled, a rainy day is bald.

by Siddwell740 October 10, 2022

No sweat on my balls

Can easily do something

I can dunk on you with no sweat on my balls

by Chodoh March 9, 2022

Ball

A sphere or round object. Typically used for playing sports in many different countries. If written plural, it can be interpreted as something else.

Pass the ball so we can start the game!

Hitler had only one ball (It's true).

by ToiletPaperMan69 November 22, 2020

Cummy Ball

the art of jizzing inside a bowling ball and throwing down the lane.

Josh: Yo that ball looked good, what is it.
Carter: Oh, thats just my cummy ball.

by RotoGripsME July 29, 2025

Balled up

Similar to the term Glowed up, Balled up or Balling up means you have financially Glowed up significantly from the past

Used to be broke, but now I'm balled up

by ObiJuanShinobi December 11, 2023

Cock and balls

A large testical and the long thing above the testicles

You have some nice Cock and Balls Jeremiah

by J....W February 3, 2022