Mr Dalek syndrome

Mr Dalek syndrome is when teachers use a megaphone to order students into rooms, telling them to be quiet etc.

(all names are fake for obvious reasons)

Student 1: yo i think that Mr white has Mr Dalek Syndrome.
Student 2: what makes you say that?
Student 1: He just used a megaphone to order us into class.

by WhyAreWeStillHere? January 27, 2022

Glicmi Syndrome

When you are a little slow, cant speak without stammering, and you jerk off to hentai books.
You also say "you are disrespecting me " while stuttering whenever you say something to him.
(ps. He also loves girls from around Kragujevac, especially when they have nice thighs).

"Hey dude you cant make up a sentence , do you have Glicmi Syndrome."

by Dr. Medusa February 24, 2021

M.L Syndrome

When an incredibly attractive woman dates or finds a man attractive, who is incredibly ugly, stupid, or lacks decent moral character.

“Did you see that ten out of ten Kate with her new boyfriend? He looks like he got hit in the face with a frying pan then set ablaze. She’s got a serious case of M.L Syndrome.”

by Mrgn1245 July 7, 2024

Battle Axe Syndrome

A specific type of headache following a night a drinking in which the sufferer feels as if, while sleeping, a battle axe was slammed in to their skull directly behind the eyes. Battle Axe Syndrome is usually brought on by drinking poor forms of alcohol such as Maddog 20/20 or Milwaukee's Best Ice. In extreme cases, a person suffering Battle Axe Syndrome may resort to wearing protective eyewear to keep their eyes from popping out of their skull or to block all light from getting in.

My head hurts so bad, if I move more than one inch my eyes might explode. Wicked case of Battle Axe Syndrome

Bill: Why is Ray wearing sunglasses inside?

Matt: Well, he chugged a bottle of Maddog after he finished a 6 pack of Milwaukee's Best Ice. He probably has Battle Axe Syndrome.

by Norma's Garage February 13, 2014

eat shit syndrome

eat shit syndrome is a very serious syndrome in which case you feel the urge to rub your dick on the television screen while watching videos of your cousins sister shitting on a unicorn/maurice campbell. another term for a eat shit is when you shit on kyans face and his sister likes to eat it off

you have eat shit syndrome
wow your gay as fuck

by ted mager August 5, 2018

Decimal Dick Syndrome

When someone's dick is so small... that it can only be measured in decimal form.

Male Doctor: "I'm sorry, Rob. But you have a case of Decimal Dick Syndrome. Highly contagious. Please stay away from me."

by Slipnslide December 28, 2023

Frank Syndrome

Frank Syndrome; n.

Gets mad when dies with killa armor and loses all gear from raid.

Oh, he lost his gear. Too bad he has Frank Syndrome.

by Anonymous9032845435 April 23, 2021