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sex comedian

one who makes highly unfunny sex jokes 24/7
by Youngboyonpornhub November 27, 2023
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“You,” Amanda says, pointing at me.
“Me?” I ask.
Yeah you,” she says. “Your cute.”
“Um, thanks?”
“Do you have a big dick?” she asks me.
I chuckle. I do, in fact, have a pretty big dick. 9”, no cap.
“I sure do,” I smile.
She grabs my shirt and pulls me up to her. “Let’s have sex,” she whispers into my ear.
“Oh no-” I try to stop her but before you know it she dragged me into the janitor's office.
Amanda takes off her clothes, one by one, as I watch in amazement. She tells me to take off mine too, so I do. She grabs my dick and starts sucking it.
“Gotta warm up the dick before we use it,” she pauses, then continues to suck.
It feels so good. I can tell the cum is going to start pouring out of me any second now, and soon it does.
Amanda moans. “Your cum is the tastiest thing ever!” Amanda moans again.
She takes my dick out of her mouth and shoves it into her pussy. Immortality I start to feel so good, I start moaning too.

We’re both moaning so loudly that another kid knocks on the door. We quickly put our clothes back on and walk out.
“What were you doing?!” he asks.
“Oh nothing,” Amanda smiles at me.

The end!
by bigboisex69 September 12, 2022
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Eye sex

When you hold your eye open long enough for the tears to emerge, then fall onto the partners penis, then give them a hand job
Ayo Sabrina lets have some eye sex
by I love Nate’s dick August 15, 2019
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sex work

A term for people (often women without better) options, performing sexual services from relationships built on a financial relationship like a sugar daddy to particular acts to advertisements.
Nice Guy: Hey is that trans girl a sex worker?

The Dude: Nah, they just hired her to get your attention. Sex sells, man.
by DickyWiki December 11, 2023
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sex

sex is the best with shivansh
person 1 : shivansh is great at sex
person 2: i know i have my appointment today
by harrylewis September 30, 2021
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Sex in Moscow

A bomb ass drink! Like a Moscow mule and Sex on the Beach but together.
I’m a complicated ass bitch and asked the bartender to make me something fruity but like a Moscow mule so she gave me “Sex in Moscow”.
by Sexinmoscow June 10, 2022
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Sex Heist

Very strategic and carefully planned sex hook-up, often requiring the aid of accomplices. Because of the secret and highly dangerous nature of the affair, it is completed quickly and never spoken of again.
She wants me bad - Imma try a sex heist when her husband is gone.
by Dustin TC November 19, 2014
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