Marcus the black man

A black man, usually known for creepy sightings and strange noises in the woods. Caution, if you are in the woods alone you might start hearing strange things like "the dark is as gay as night" or "dark metamorthithith or even a strange groan that sound like "hurrrdurrr no hablo español hurrrr"

I think I just encountered Marcus the black man!

by hitlers nipple the third June 21, 2014

Goat man kink

When you get off on someone biting of your ponytail

I have the goat man kink

by Lindsay_luv23 February 11, 2019

Mr Pog Man

What begins with a j to the i, mm to the y. mr poggg mannnnnnnnnnnnn

Guy 1 - "Jimmy is the most pog man in the world."
Guy 2 - "I know right..."
Guy 3 - "Mr Pog Man epico"

by Anteyegamesfan101 December 3, 2020

Man with a massive penor

An intellectual with a enlarged penis

Dat bois is a man with a massive penor

by Man with a masive penor May 7, 2018

Marcus the black man

A black man, usually known for creepy sightings and strange noises in the woods. Caution, if you are in the woods alone you might start hearing strange things like "the dark is as gay as night" or "dark metamorthithith or even a strange groan that sound like "hurrrdurrr no hablo español hurrrr"

I think I just encountered Marcus the black man!

by hitlers nipple the third June 21, 2014

The Gay Man's Shine

When a man shaves his balls and ass to the point that there's absolutely no hair left and it's totally smooth down there.
Then he has a shower and lotions.

"this girl wanted to eat my ass last week, thank god I had the gay man's shine going on so I had to allow it"

by Higgiesmalls December 26, 2021

Orange Man’s Law

For every criticism of Donald Trump, there is a tweet of his stating the exact opposite.

An example of Orange Man’s Law:
Donald Trump claims his tax return is immune from prosecution.

@realDonaldTrump: “Why would @BarackObama be spending millions of dollars to hide his records if he has nothing to hide?”

by whatever. whatever September 24, 2019