NINA SIMONE

Nina Simone can refer to a 9×19mm (9 millimeter)

As said from $crim of the $uicideboy$ “Nina simone up on my ear while I debate to take my life”

by Tony with the tommy September 16, 2020

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No Simp Paradox

The misconception that some actions of simping can be interpreted as no simping. Some actions are simping regardless if you do them or not. The action of holding a door for the female gender is clearly related to simping. However, by you revoking the action, the females simp-radar might catch the act by thinking "wow, he does not want me to know he likes me, that's why he wont hold the door for me". This however, requires the encounter of an intelligent female, which is very unlikely.

You're really about to fuck up no simp september bro, you've been caught by the no simp paradox

by Ph.D. in No Simping September 16, 2020

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Ultra Simp

To simp so hard that you don’t text or talk to your friends unless you desperately need help.

Bro Christian is such an ultra simp. He texted me for the first time in a month asking for help with homework.

by LilCrouton September 16, 2020

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Super Simptember

Super Simptember is an alternate version of No Simp September, where you may simp for whoever you like, no matter who you are. There's no failing this month long challenge as long as you're simping for at least one person, real or fake.

John: "Didn't you hear? it's No Simp September."
Bob: "No, it's fine, I'm participating in Super Simptember."

by Hiyoko Saionji September 17, 2020

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