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“You,” Amanda says, pointing at me.
“Me?” I ask.
“Yeah you,” she says. “Your cute.”
“Um, thanks?”
“Do you have a big dick?” she asks me.
I chuckle. I do, in fact, have a pretty big dick. 9”, no cap.
“I sure do,” I smile.
She grabs my shirt and pulls me up to her. “Let’s have sex,” she whispers into my ear.
“Oh no-” I try to stop her but before you know it she dragged me into the janitor's office.
Amanda takes off her clothes, one by one, as I watch in amazement. She tells me to take off mine too, so I do. She grabs my dick and starts sucking it.
“Gotta warm up the dick before we use it,” she pauses, then continues to suck.
It feels so good. I can tell the cum is going to start pouring out of me any second now, and soon it does.
Amanda moans. “Your cum is the tastiest thing ever!” Amanda moans again.
She takes my dick out of her mouth and shoves it into her pussy. Immortality I start to feel so good, I start moaning too.
We’re both moaning so loudly that another kid knocks on the door. We quickly put our clothes back on and walk out.
“What were you doing?!” he asks.
“Oh nothing,” Amanda smiles at me.
The end!
“Me?” I ask.
“Yeah you,” she says. “Your cute.”
“Um, thanks?”
“Do you have a big dick?” she asks me.
I chuckle. I do, in fact, have a pretty big dick. 9”, no cap.
“I sure do,” I smile.
She grabs my shirt and pulls me up to her. “Let’s have sex,” she whispers into my ear.
“Oh no-” I try to stop her but before you know it she dragged me into the janitor's office.
Amanda takes off her clothes, one by one, as I watch in amazement. She tells me to take off mine too, so I do. She grabs my dick and starts sucking it.
“Gotta warm up the dick before we use it,” she pauses, then continues to suck.
It feels so good. I can tell the cum is going to start pouring out of me any second now, and soon it does.
Amanda moans. “Your cum is the tastiest thing ever!” Amanda moans again.
She takes my dick out of her mouth and shoves it into her pussy. Immortality I start to feel so good, I start moaning too.
We’re both moaning so loudly that another kid knocks on the door. We quickly put our clothes back on and walk out.
“What were you doing?!” he asks.
“Oh nothing,” Amanda smiles at me.
The end!
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