Cock au two

Flying "The Bird" (middle finger) with both hands at someone acting in a manner of dickishness.

My "cock au two" rose to the occasion when Vince decided to ditch out on the group during last night's pub crawl.

by DSMarauder March 27, 2011

cock

You just searched for penis. Now you are looking for cock.

person1: What are you looking for?
person2: I'm looking for a huge cock.
person1: I have one in my pants.
person2: I don't believe you, show him to me.

by linamaria_457 May 7, 2020

Cock A Long

When a french british algerian undercover coppa falls for her target and cant follow through with the arrest

Amelie is a cock a long

by BONDY95 March 30, 2025

Tail Cock

The act of a person wearing a strap-on on the behind while they fuck from the front.

"I'm not getting tail cocked by my wife's boyfriend ever again."

by Bigmacpattysmack June 2, 2021

Cock

Is a 🐓

Look at that COCK

by the crazy ask one May 27, 2018

cock boy

A boy that is a cock (chicken) or someone that is scared to do something.

my friend was acting like a cock boy because he didn't do the dare.

by SURPEME October 19, 2022

cock-knocker brown

The act of giving someone a cock-knock ie punching a male in the genitals. However, the perpetrator (recently after defecating) crouches trouser-less over the recipients head. Subsequently, as a result of the blow, the recipient raises their head in pain, burying their nose into the executor's muddy anus.

As Terry drunkenly slept, Derek crouched over him, ready to deliver the cock-knocker brown.

by joebananas October 24, 2008