Chapped Dick Syndrome

Someone who suffers from chapped dick syndrome is ridiculously horny, even horny for the smallest things. This is because when you have a chapped dick, it's painful to masturbate and it's advised that you hold off on jacking off until your chapped dick has healed. So during the healing time, since you can't jack off, you feel extra horny for even the smallest of things that aren't sexual (like a woman mowing the lawn or walking her dog, etc). Hence, chapped dick syndrome.

Chad: "God, I love when women read. It turns me on!"
Jim: "Ah, you got chapped dick syndrome, huh? Don't worry. Just give it time."

by watergod83 May 5, 2021

Andrew syndrome

Andrew syndrome basically mean you're dumb, and lack common/general knowledge or even not knowing how too spell,it is a very unique syndrome.

omg I don't understand a word she is saying, she most likely has andrew syndrome.

bro I don't think what you said makes sense,do you have andrew syndrome?

by ilbbbmmh June 28, 2023

Phantom Pregnant Jew Syndrome

When you think you're pregnant but your actually just Jewish.

Sandra keeps buying baby stuff but addressing me with "Shalom!" everytime she sees me. I think she might have Phantom Pregnant Jew Syndrome.

by this dood October 24, 2022

college bitch syndrome

when she’s a normal cool girl you like to spend time with and then she goes to college and comes back with no brain cells and this accent

before-
me,her: intellectual conversations

after-

me to her: hey what are you thinking ab rn?
her to me: ummmm so there’s actually like no thoughts going through my brain rn. i think i need to do some more hard drugs so my brain can work more *with dumb bitch accent

me to her: yeah u done got COLLEGE BITCH SYNDROME and probably anemia or something idk

by Millsygirl May 6, 2023

Sienna Syndrome

Sienna Syndrome is a type of syndrome where you have a crush on a girl. Once you do, you forget she is in your presence and start acting goofy, inappropriate (as a joke), and weird in front of your friends which makes you laugh. Your crush gets weirded out and there is never a chance for a second impression, though you can still come close to her if you are somewhat of her type and improve. Not guaranteed though. Men, be careful! It may be uncurable if you aren't careful and do it for long periods of time without knowing she doesn't like you for a while.

Me: *acts weird in front of friends and makes them laugh and say something just as weird back*
Crush: -in the distance- Wow, he is kind of weird. I'm going to try and avoid him.

3 MONTHS LATER...

Me: Hey -----!
Crush: Oh it's him.. Hi.
Me: *walks away* How can I make her mine?? It is so weird how she is acting
GOD: The irony is crazy! >:) He definitely has Sienna Syndrome.

by J@cob_TRUTH February 13, 2024

Troufis syndrome

Toufis syndrome is a very rare syndrome that occurred during the late 2010s, it is the syndrome that causes you constant denial and strong opinions about topics you have no experience in

i.e I won my lane it was jungler's fault that i lost the game, excuse my delusion , i am suffering from troufis syndrome

by troufium March 22, 2021

Rico Yan’s Syndrome

A viral video in Gen Z’s clout chasing to Rico Yan’s Tombs, They’re called “Tourist Spot of the Philippines” in Rico Yan’s Tomb.

“Alex went to Rico Yan's grave to take pictures and post them on social media to get attention, and she’s have Rico Yan’s Syndrome”

by the hitman hart July 9, 2024