Your stock just went up

Gaining new or increased respect, credibility, appeal, attention, and/or regard. To gain a positive opinion about or interest in.
I didn't know much about you but when I found out you wrote for "The Onion" your stock just went up with me.
by CLS CU December 24, 2014
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Randomly inserted into coversations to either make the other person laugh/piss them off
A:"That math test was hard!"
B:"Like your mom on a friday night!"

A:"I can't believe I slipped in that puddle! Now I'm all wet!"
B:"Like your mom on a friday night!"
by Steph April 24, 2004
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Extremely old. Soon to be expired.
A: Check out the NEW JZ collection!
B: NEW?! It's Old like the condom in your wallet.
by Guy st April 10, 2006
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Taking your girlfriend / boyfriend to a party or social event where there will be plenty of single women / men to mingle with.
Damn, can you believe that Colin is actually bringing his own sand to the beach tonight! Doesn’t he know that Anna's parties are crawling with beautiful single models!!!
by BigCee August 19, 2005
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get your shit in one sock

v. To "get your shit in one sock" means to get organized, to "pull yourself together," to regain your composure. Having to use more than one sock to hold a given volume of feces is considered wasteful and inefficient, if by careful planning a single sock would do the trick. Thus, the essence of this phrase is a metaphor for thriftiness.
"Listen: you've been absent from class five days, you never turn in your homework on time, you refuse to take your Ritalin like a good boy, and your foul language is out of control! It is time to sit down one-on-one with the guidance counselor and get your shit in one sock, young man."
by Carl Willis November 07, 2005
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YOUR RICKSHAW SO GAY

The inability to take a joke at one's own expense.
Dude 1: Hey, check out my Jopapa definition!
Jopapa: >:(
Everyone Else: bahahahaha... Nice one!
by Jopapa's 13 year old GF January 25, 2003
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Urbandictionary told you to look this up. So now you have. Why? You're a smartass. Or a blond/blonde. Either way, this is a total waste of your time and you've just lost about 4 minutes of your life from this useless piece of crap.
Congratulations.
look up anything like your first name
by one smartass blonde June 10, 2012
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