turtle sex

dinosaur sounds in movies are made by turtles having sex

brett: "yo bro you hear that dinosaur"
adam: "yea bro what about it"
brett: "that's turtle sex bro, they're fucking the shit out of each other"
adam: "oh my god bro i'm so turned on rn"
brett: "wanna fuck"
adam: "yes daddy"

by yourmotherishotxoxo May 17, 2023

Sex story

oh you were looking for a meaning this isn't something someone your age should be looking at.

You are a loser get a life stop searching up sex story

by sam134 October 16, 2023

Sex

Sex is something that you can't get no matter how hard you try

For ex: Bf: Let's have sex

Gf: Shut the fuck up and sleep bitch

by Eren Yeager's fan November 29, 2022

Sex

When the banana goes into the cream filled donut repeatedly until creams comes out of the donut and if the banana doesn't have protection the cream filled donut could produce a donut hole.

David: Hey Sarah, you wanna have some sex?

Sarah: Sure David, but I'm only 19, so wear a condom.

by its_ur_fav_hoe July 25, 2022

Sex Heist

Very strategic and carefully planned sex hook-up, often requiring the aid of accomplices. Because of the secret and highly dangerous nature of the affair, it is completed quickly and never spoken of again.

She wants me bad - Imma try a sex heist when her husband is gone.

by Dustin TC November 19, 2014

Sex Story

You are horny to look this up.

You: I don't have a sex story bc I'm a version
Me: Damn Dude, IMAGINE

by Anonymous€£¥• November 28, 2022

Sex Restaurant

A Sex Restaurant is a long-lost cousin of a more popular facility, the Sex Store. A Sex Restaurant can do many things such as sex chocolate for dessert, hookers pole dancing in the middle of the restaurant, or viagra mints when you get your bill!

Me and Bob lost our virginity to Leni the hooker down by the sex restaurant! We were 60.

by ChickenChocker69 October 26, 2024