Super Cock Surprise

The act of putting a penis in someones mouth as they wake up. Being it a surprise

Ashley got a super cock surprise from james this morning.

by Slothicus The Messiah September 7, 2014

Horse-Cock Ego

Someone who will never accept that they are in the wrong and boast about how they are better than everyone else when given the opportunity. They tend to never shut the fuck up in general and usually have no proof to prove they're better than someone at anything, their blood pressure triples the minute someone says they're not good at something and their breathing rate becomes so fast they can't get words out of their mouth fast enough to debate which leads to them growling like a pansexual genderfluid furry. People with Horse-Cock Egos have usually had mental trauma from their childhood.

Jim: Hey Jack i'm good at Minecraft PVP, want to play Skywars duos?

Jack: Sure br-

Alex: Shut the fuuuuuuuuuck up i'm so much better than both of you i'd shit on both of you i'm a top 10 player in ranked (account deleted though).

Jack: Well what do we have here? Alex's Horse-Cock Ego just couldn't fucking resist.

Alex: I'm gonna fuckin looooooose it.

by ShlongusWongus May 5, 2021

Cock au two

Flying "The Bird" (middle finger) with both hands at someone acting in a manner of dickishness.

My "cock au two" rose to the occasion when Vince decided to ditch out on the group during last night's pub crawl.

by DSMarauder March 27, 2011

Cock N Balls Suckers

made for people who slander someone with lies

Lie: Joseph Orosz isn't gay all day with Cock N Balls Suckers
Truth: Joseph Orosz is gay all day with Cock N Balls Suckers

by Joseph Orosz April 18, 2022

cock

You just searched for penis. Now you are looking for cock.

person1: What are you looking for?
person2: I'm looking for a huge cock.
person1: I have one in my pants.
person2: I don't believe you, show him to me.

by linamaria_457 May 7, 2020

Cock

Is something you can suck and get children out of 😩‼️

I love your mega Dom cock

by imnotmiayouare August 10, 2021

cock skivols

This penis shrivels up so small and tight that it disappears into itself and is flush to the stomach like it didn't exist.

That skanky bitch gave me the worst case of cock skivols.

by WhiteyGotMeDown78 June 4, 2014