itchy cock

Itchy cock is a new slogan to use around friends to look cool meaningawesome cock”
“hey! itchy cock!”
thanks dude 😋”
by @ladydimitrescuisamilf on tt February 7, 2021
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cock demolisher

Someone who demolishes cock, most of the time a hoe. She sucks and fucks his 12incher till the sun comes up❤️. She gets him harder then him seeing his cousin Tom in tight spandex❤️
Jakob- How was your time with the cock demolisher yesterday
Me- She sucked my shit till it turned purple and then my asshole turn hot and swelled.
by Chilly Willy in my anus May 17, 2018
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Cock

The giant horse cock is 11 pounds.

That’s a long cock.
by Thugbug69 February 21, 2022
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Cock

Is something you can suck and get children out of 😩‼️
I love your mega Dom cock
by imnotmiayouare August 10, 2021
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Horse-Cock Ego

Someone who will never accept that they are in the wrong and boast about how they are better than everyone else when given the opportunity. They tend to never shut the fuck up in general and usually have no proof to prove they're better than someone at anything, their blood pressure triples the minute someone says they're not good at something and their breathing rate becomes so fast they can't get words out of their mouth fast enough to debate which leads to them growling like a pansexual genderfluid furry. People with Horse-Cock Egos have usually had mental trauma from their childhood.
Jim: Hey Jack i'm good at Minecraft PVP, want to play Skywars duos?

Jack: Sure br-

Alex: Shut the fuuuuuuuuuck up i'm so much better than both of you i'd shit on both of you i'm a top 10 player in ranked (account deleted though).

Jack: Well what do we have here? Alex's Horse-Cock Ego just couldn't fucking resist.

Alex: I'm gonna fuckin looooooose it.
by ShlongusWongus May 5, 2021
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Cock au two

Flying "The Bird" (middle finger) with both hands at someone acting in a manner of dickishness.
My "cock au two" rose to the occasion when Vince decided to ditch out on the group during last night's pub crawl.
by DSMarauder March 27, 2011
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Super Cock Surprise

The act of putting a penis in someones mouth as they wake up. Being it a surprise
Ashley got a super cock surprise from james this morning.
by Slothicus The Messiah September 7, 2014
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