work camouflage

Camouflaging yourself at work to blend in with or behind the furniture while you slack. Typically done the day before a vacation or on a Friday.

Man, I didn’t get anything done today. My work camouflage was in full effect.

by ColdsmokeMT August 31, 2015

sewage works

A term for an arsehole.

"My bird got her rat out last night, but I did her up the sewage works instead"

by max May 2, 2005

Working Hour

1. (n) A pop rock band from Indianapolis, IN named after a Tears For Fears song.
2. (adj.) Used to describe anything with a similar style to the band - usually referring to their prep-rock appearance or emotive song content and willingness to make grand gestures for a loved one's satisfaction.

2. "That sweater vest is very Working Hour of you."

or

"Mike was so into Katie he went all Working Hour on her and made her a miniature house; it took him four years and she didn't even like it."

by TellyRide77 September 18, 2009

Work chicken

Work chicken is a game, played at work where two or more players try to avoid doing anything to do with their job. The last player to stay idle wins.

"It's so easy playing work chicken with Cal, he's such a tool!"

by PluckyJoe July 17, 2014

No Work Minute

The minute in every twelve hour period (on a 12-hour clock) where work cannot be found.

Thought to have originated with 404.

Management was not pleased to discover that the no work minute had made its way into the office building, but what else could we do every day at four minutes after four; there was no work to be found after all.

by Kapelteta February 4, 2010

working the boobs

As a women's weakest point is her chest, the best way to fight one is to repeatedly punch her breasts. For maximum effectiveness, punch with a steady "1,2,1,2" rhythym.

*CAUTION* does not work well with large breasts. Your blows bounce off and you are hit with recoil.

Alex: What are you doing to that girl spencer?
Spencer: I'm working the boobs!*POW! KerBIFF! BOING!*

by Xander Nelson October 15, 2007

Do work

Used to describe the progress you make with your new girl

"Yo what are you doing tonight bro"
"I am about to kick it with that dimer i met last night"
" Thatta boy, do work son"

by amass May 25, 2010