My co-workers here are always work spectating. I was shooting off a quick email to my husband in Iraq and they are always saying I'm not doing my workload! Funny, they are too busy seeing what everyone else is doing and NOT doing their work!!
by N-GIRL January 19, 2009
by Missjess182 July 09, 2014
Camouflaging yourself at work to blend in with or behind the furniture while you slack. Typically done the day before a vacation or on a Friday.
by ColdsmokeMT July 30, 2015
Chest hair shaved to have the borders of a sweater. When done with adequate amounts of full, thick chest hair, it can substitute for an actual sweater when you are short on clothing.
Henry: "Dude, have you seen Chad's work sweater?"
Frank: "Yeah, man. Even when he got no clothes, he still ready for work."
Frank: "Yeah, man. Even when he got no clothes, he still ready for work."
by Phyllis Frankweiler January 24, 2014
The minute in every twelve hour period (on a 12-hour clock) where work cannot be found.
Thought to have originated with 404.
Thought to have originated with 404.
Management was not pleased to discover that the no work minute had made its way into the office building, but what else could we do every day at four minutes after four; there was no work to be found after all.
by Kapelteta February 04, 2010
As a women's weakest point is her chest, the best way to fight one is to repeatedly punch her breasts. For maximum effectiveness, punch with a steady "1,2,1,2" rhythym.
*CAUTION* does not work well with large breasts. Your blows bounce off and you are hit with recoil.
*CAUTION* does not work well with large breasts. Your blows bounce off and you are hit with recoil.
Alex: What are you doing to that girl spencer?
Spencer: I'm working the boobs!*POW! KerBIFF! BOING!*
Spencer: I'm working the boobs!*POW! KerBIFF! BOING!*
by Xander Nelson October 01, 2007
Man, I was so bored today at my job I took 15 and straight up started doin work in the cleaning closet.
by Kansas City Shuffle January 28, 2009