This is the male body part of an egg, also known as there penis.
Male eggs normally do not show there massive egg dildo, as its hidden in there egg shell.
The egg dildo is a slimy dildo, a mixture between the egg itself and yolk. The yolk causes it to be able to fit inside of anything With ease,
When eggs do show there dildo, its mostly either when they are extremly horny or when they are trying to seduce other female eggs.
Once they finally start cumming, they Will squirt out yolk. Its more sticky then normal however.
The yolk gets Made more sticky when it gets transported from there own body into there partner.
Once it reaches into the female egg a baby Will soon take from inside of the female egg.
Male eggs normally do not show there massive egg dildo, as its hidden in there egg shell.
The egg dildo is a slimy dildo, a mixture between the egg itself and yolk. The yolk causes it to be able to fit inside of anything With ease,
When eggs do show there dildo, its mostly either when they are extremly horny or when they are trying to seduce other female eggs.
Once they finally start cumming, they Will squirt out yolk. Its more sticky then normal however.
The yolk gets Made more sticky when it gets transported from there own body into there partner.
Once it reaches into the female egg a baby Will soon take from inside of the female egg.
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Highly sought-after and coveted by my workmate Kevin. The man will never give up hope of finding some.
Can also be used as slang for wanking (see example).
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Can also be used as slang for wanking (see example).
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