egg cruncher

An egg cruncher is a person who has chosen to pursue the highest form of career after years of training and education. This person should be treated with the highest respect.

Example:
Guy #1: Hey, did you hear Tom is gonna become an egg cruncher?
Guy #2: No way! Good for him, bro.
Guy #1: ovo

by kingkeys June 13, 2018

Eggs On The Subject

Eggs on the subject

A response to a subject you don’t want to discuss. How did your date go last night? Eggs on the subject!

by BDOGN8 December 8, 2018

Goose Egg

A singular testicle.

Would you like to see my Goose Egg? *shows one testicle*

by nkows January 3, 2021

General-Egg

The best gen on mudalads as Rebirb is dead sometimes and ched is not poggers
Cum is awesome here and we hope you use the word

Person 1: Cum
Person 2: Cum lol
Person 3 : Cum isn't funny
Everyone : FALSE!
Person 4: I sure do love General-Egg

by Johnbbybyb November 10, 2020

Salting the eggs

The act of receiving oral sex from a person that is sobbing.
The term describes the salty tears that land on the testicles of the receiver.

"Bro Janessa was giving me head and I wanted to try Salting the eggs, so I reminded her how her fucking dog died last week, best head I've ever had."

by Niko the slicko September 16, 2021

hipster egg

more commonly known as a ruaidhri
drinks german, swedish beer and swears in braille.
is more commonly found playing black ops screamiong at the people who have killed him for being

annoying

that guys such a hipster egg, screaming at his tv like a child

by coontz March 30, 2016

Mud Egg

A type of egg often laid accidentally

"Piss, I need to go... think I've laid a Mud Egg"

by andybased April 30, 2008